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Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica

I am here for Friends

About Me

eat it like a sandwich.

I spend almost all of my time in an office building reading/writing about sports. I can't spell words correctly for my own columns, but they still allow me to run the sports section for the Central Florida Future. This semester is going to not really be too much fun. I will probably never graduate.

When I win the lottery, I am going to pay rent.

My Interests

Tattoos, vegetarians, Karl Rove,

Congress shall pass no law respecting the establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free expression thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people to peaceably assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances

The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.

I like Ring Dings.

I'd like to meet:

left side

strong side

Music:

Kanye West, Common, Phil Collins, Bryan Adams, A Perfect Circle, Talib Kweli, Michelle Branch, Michael Jackson, Soul Junk, The Police, Mos Def, Blackilicious, John Bonsor, The Outfield, Massive Attack, POS, Atmosphere, Murs, Aesop Rock, Aceyalone, Mikah 9, Pharoah Monche, DOOMTREE, Sims, Dessa, Bruce Springsteen, Joe Budden, Little Brother, Gnarls Barkley

Movies:



Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrells, The Emperor's New Groove, Sleepers, Se7en, Memento, The Brotherhood of the Wolf, Ali, The Notebook, Unleashed, Munich, Man on Fire

Television:

The OC, 24, Carnivale, Deadwood

Books:

The Dark Tower series, The Dune series, The Talisman, The Dead Zone, Native Son, Fight Club, Glamorama, The Stranger, 1776, In Cold Blood, American Psycho, The Rules of Attraction, Choke, Fight Club, George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire, Killing Yourself to Live: 85% of a True Story, The US Constitution

Heroes:

Barry Bonds, Barry Sanders, Orenthal James Simpson, Bo Jackson.

My grandmother is probably my favorite person, ever. her husband is pretty awesome as well.

My Blog

Impromptu

It took me nearly 10 minutes to figure out how to spell impromptu today.UCF baseball is back. It was awesome. Plus free food is always fantastic.I am not a fan of humidity and heat.Like at all.I am go...
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 08:22:00 PST

Get him a body bag, yeah!!!!!

I am now going to do laundry, because matt's vomit is still on a lot of my clothes.Then I will go to the office.
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 02:49:00 PST

Tied

U.S. tied Mexico tonight. America cannot view this is anything positive, really. It has been 10 matches since Mexico has won in the states, but the U.S. was dominated almost the entire match. Jozy Alt...
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 09:13:00 PST

Not heard

Man I feel relatively terrible.J-Day is going to be super awesome. Waste of my time.At least John's show is tonight, which is awesome.
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 04:42:00 PST

Heard

In my wildest fantasies, Papoose is my best friend.This office is beyond boring at 2 a.m. Like, stir-crazy boring.This column is border-line atrocious. Do not tell anyone.Plus I am almost completely s...
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 11:24:00 PST

So contagious

So it's like a glorious infection.An amazing and glorious infection.Like the plague, only significantly better.
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 01:34:00 PST

Rick Ross helped me on Dow Jones

I was thinking about the test the other day, and realized that, along with my hours spent reading about sports, Rick Ross' single helped me remember an answer on the most prestigious copy editing test...
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 11:28:00 PST

somebody

draw me the dark tower. right now. and let me fucking register for classes. kthxbye
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

P.O.S

march 1. im going. who else?
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:51:00 PST

Preacher

is most crucial. true story.
Posted by Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 04:11:00 PST