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"The Babel fish," said The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy quietly, "is small, yellow and leech-like, and probably the oddest thing in the Universe. It feeds on brainwave energy not from its carrier but from those around it. It absorbs all unconscious mental frequencies from this brainwave energy to nourish itself with. It then excretes into the mind of its carrier a telepathic matrix formed by combining the conscious thought frequencies with nerve signals picked up from the speech centres of the brain which has supplied them. The practical upshot of all this is that if you stick a Babel fish in your ear you can instantly understand anything said to you in any form of language. The speech patterns you actually hear decode the brainwave matrix which has been fed into your mind by your Babel fish. "Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mindboggingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God. "The argument goes something like this: 'I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, 'for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.' "'But,' says Man, 'The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.' "'Oh dear,' says God, 'I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic. "'Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing. "Most leading theologians claim that this argument is a load of dingo's kidneys, but that didn't stop Oolon Colluphid making a small fortune when he used it as the central theme of his best- selling book Well That About Wraps It Up For God. "Meanwhile, the poor Babel fish, by effectively removing all barriers to communication between different races and cultures, has caused more and bloodier wars than anything else in the history of creation."// -Douglas Adams

My Interests

i like dancing. dacning. music. dancing. ddr. reading. swimming learning. catching Zs. cereal. betty crocker gummies. moo Vs. bubble wrap. bubble baths. oatmeal baths. the ocean. beach. sunsets. soul calibur III. guitar. writing writing writing. im an easygoing spazz. im an intelligent, absentminded person. i'm a slightly ADD workaholic, meaning i do everything and focus on nothing...that's exaggerated. i enjoy plays....0ooaoh. plaaays. yum. concerts. i bar. disney quest. cirque du soleil (even though i've still never been to even la nouba). the history, bravo, comedy central, cartoon network. i'm a optimistic realist. i'm a naive, leftbrained, spontaneous, theatre major whose logical (though i may choose to go against that logic at times), favors order and organization. i'm clumsy, stubborn, independent, and try to appreciate all things in life. i'm rarely angry and try to take a lighter view of life, be able to laugh at your tragedies. im awake and im tired. im a walking contradiction. we bear.

I'd like to meet:

open-minded, thoughtful people...

Music:

the anniversary, the get up kids, denali, the postal service, death cab for cutie, the shins, the beatles, modest mouse, hot hot heat, belle and sebastion, mxpx, depeche mode, the smiths, garbage, ben kweller, interpol, rilo kiley, sevendust, the weakerthans, the white stripes, mike park, the faint, the cure, mogwai, hanson, iron and wine, lost prophets, atom and his package, bright eyes, violent femmes, stellarstarr, ami difranco, alkaline trio, cake, colplay, elliott, desparecidos, tori amos, john michael montgomery, goo goo dolls, ozma, the killers, five for fighting, nine days, the cardigans, dexy's midnight runners, sunny day real estate, something corporate, the ataris, weezer, the wallflowers, benny goodman, the brian seltzer band, cherry poppin daddies, fastball, the verve pipe, devo, king missile, beethoven, brand new, bush, further seems forever, chris rice, the ramones, rascal flats, the promise ring, foo fighters, slow reader, phantom planet, reel big fish, bjork, system of a down, blink182, frank sinatra, the flaming lips, the pixies, enon, the new pornographers, pedro the lion, the sounds, the muse, the white stripes, earlimart, placebo, rooney, cursive, supertones, kill hannah, damien rice, taking back sunday, saves the day, julianna theory, ramones, sugarcult, everclear, sarah mcglaughlin, smashing pumpkins, radiohead, copeland, switchfoot, sorry about dresden, u2, the darkness, me first and the gimme gimmes, wheat, von bondies, dashboard confessional, mozart, orgy, taty, stereophonics, hippos, imarobot....so on and so forth.

Movies:

moulin rouge, ten things i hate about you, amelie, the importance of being ernest, little women, a date w/ tad hamilton, when harry met sally, frenchkiss, modern times, the bridget jone's diary, american beauty, the royal tenebaums, napoleon dynamite.... to be cont... width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

inside the actor's studio, queer eye for the straight guy, who's line is it anyway?, that 70s show, Ab Fab, cirque du soleil, comedy central standup comedies, kids in the hall, saturday night live, jeopardy, simpsons, adult swim...

Books:

sophie's world, ella minnow pea, the importance of being ernest, angels in america, to kill a..., flowers for..., perks of..., the confederacy..., the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, the giver, the little..., star..., the bible, ashli's sex book, war and peace..? um... how about.. the creation of the world and other business, of mice and men, the norman conquests... to be cont.

Heroes:

the ashlies, patricia lewis, and so many others, but those are the top two.- oh, and these beautiful monsters - -

My Blog

The Sideways Effect: The Birth of American Pinot Noir

Running head: THE SIDEWAYS EFFECTThe Sideways EffectHeather Pfeiffer"I like to think about what was going on the year the grapes were growing; how the sun was shining; if it rained. I like to think ab...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 01:02:00 PST

Well at least it’s good I can get my errands done in my dreams!

I woke up this morning and went to go get somethingand soon realized that I had gone to the store...in my dream.Well at least it's good I can get my errands done in my dreams!I'm hilarious...even in m...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:12:00 PST

The Heidi Chronicles

"Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did but backwards and in high heels." -Faith Whittlesey The Heidi Chronicles by Wendy Wasserstein is a pl...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 09:55:00 PST

Oh, Tin Man! Not again!

Mmm...potato dumplings and some ala vodka sauce I dazzled up. As I was saying before I was so rudely interupted, I think I may like potatoes just as much as mushrooms. Yes, I know. For those of you wh...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 11:25:00 PST

Yes, I'm 21 going on 12.

"A thrilling time is in your immediate future" ...in bed. A real post what? Talk about feelings straightforwardly in a coherent and comprehensible way, an empathetic exhaustion of what the daily thoug...
Posted by Heather on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:55:00 PST

I just wrote this.

usually if I write anything. I read it, re-read it, ponder about it, play some music with it, think about it some more, let it sit on my computer for awhile and then re-read it one last time while som...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 07 May 2007 08:37:00 PST

"The Epic of Gilgamesh" or "I was born a Unicorn!"

[00:18] needsnaming: so what is on your mind?[00:18] *** Auto-response sent to needsnaming: me ducho.[00:18] inthewestwer1: what isn't on my mind?[00:19] needsnaming: nachos?[00:19] inthewestwer1: u ...
Posted by Heather on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:27:00 PST

a poem

on a golden flower, the dew falls like tears of angels I don't believe in Angels...but if there were I'm sure they would leak like thistastes like honeysucklethe aroma of lavenderlingers on the edge o...
Posted by Heather on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 01:44:00 PST

The tragedies that make you laugh.

The most extroadinary thing happened a few days ago...I was in an accident. I know, i know. You're probably saying to yourself, what's new? This one was different. On the up side, it was not my fault ...
Posted by Heather on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 01:18:00 PST

a newfound love

while this term meant practically nothing to me minutes before, i have found a newfound love. it's so intruiging...in a i-want-to-ballroom-dance-around-orlando-way to incredible theme music that says,...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:04:00 PST