Cletus

Can I interest you in a social disease?

About Me

I'm the undercover brother, the all night lover but you can simply call me the man. So cool I put the cold on ice, so bad I take the white off rice. Too tough to be tamed, too bad to be lame. If I can't do it, it can't be done. I believe in giving a woman what she wants, when she wants it and just as much as she can handle. Ladies, can your man lick his chin?

My Interests

Farming, Nascar, Texas Holdum, Moonshine, The Butt.

I'd like to meet:

Hot sluts with jake leg for dirty sex, I only do anal. And girls who enjoy a man that's in touch with his feelings and his inner woman.

Music:

Kid Rock, Merle Haggard, Tori Amos, 50 Cent (G-G-G-G-UNIT!!!), Death Cab for Cutie, Aqua, Billy Ray Cyrus.

Movies:

Deliverance, O Brother Where Art Thou, Steel Magnolias, Beaches.

Television:

ER, CSI: Fontana, Oprah.

Books:

huh?

Heroes:

Robert E Lee, Helen Keller.