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Chris

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About Me

I have much love for my family and friends, and a lot of respect for my buddies still serving here and overseas. If you haven't been in the military, then please don't try and speak with me about it! Next time i'll take you with me, so that you can get a better understanding of what it really is all about. :-)

My Interests

PS2, Emulators, playing guitar. Camel wides, Green tea w/ honey, playing guitar :-) Smoking crack, watersports. Playing guitar. Rollin all up in tha cut B! Anything with a circuitboard :-)

I'd like to meet:

Vince Vaughan, Quentin Tarentino, Stephen Hawking. Johnny Depp! John Cusack. Someone who can tell me why these old men always cross themselves when I sit next to them on the bus.

Music:

Skinny puppy, revolting cocks, hocico, carcass. Mastodon, clutch, Bjork! The Cure, The Shins, psychedelic furs, fantomas, bauhaus. VNV Nation, Razed in Black, Frontline assembly, Aphex twin A.K.A Rick D. James (the genius himself). Leng Tch'e, Underworld, Ministry, Mogwai, Front 242, Love and Rockets, Team Sleep, Radiohead, Thrill Kill Kult (old). Throw any old industrial at me and I'm sure I'll fall in love with it.

Movies:

Stay, Mindwalk, Donnie Darko, Quills, Dead End, In the mouth of madness. The 13th warrior, Cigarette burns, House of 1000 corpses, Be Cool! Grandma's boy, Crash, Anything corny or gory for sure. Evil Dead, Army of Darkness. Walk the line, Shaun of the Dead. Napoleon Dynamite. 4 rooms, Clockwork orange, Pi, reqiuem for a dream, Elektra, Serpent and the Rainbow. The list could go on for days.

Television:

Masters of Horror, Chapelle Show. Sleeper cell, Aqua Teen Hunger Force! Pretty much everything on adult swim except the fantasy.

Books:

John Sandford, Greg Iles, Johnathan Kellerman. I am very much into the work of Edward Gorey. Old not Gay Clive Barker. Dean Koontz' Odd Thomas series.

Heroes:

Ron Jeremy! Stephen Hawking. Link.

My Blog

sorry man, survey fiend right now :-P

DisorderRatingParanoid Disorder:LowSchizoid Disorder:HighSchizotypal Disorder:ModerateAntisocial Disorder:LowBorderline Disorder:LowHistrionic Disorder:LowNarcissistic Disorder:HighAvoidant Disorder:M...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 07:49:00 PST

bueno :-)

I couldn't stay away from my electric for a while, but this new addition has definitely got me back into the acoustic jams, I like! :-)> ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 03:14:00 PST

RobD

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 06:02:00 PST

Mars rover Beginning to Hate Mars

Mars Rover Beginning To Hate Mars PASADENA, CAAfter nearly three years of nonstop data collection, Spirit has begun transmitting obscene gestures and confusing rants. .onion_embed{ background:rgb(2...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 28 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

My new baby girl ;-)

Happy Halloween to me! :-)
Posted by Chris on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 11:12:00 PST

Crack dealer landlords' best tenant....

Crack Dealer Only Tenant Landlord Can Depend On For Rent CULVER CITY, CA"[His bedroom] is so spotless, you'd think he never slept in it," says full-time dealer Nathan "Buck" Cruz's landlord, Marcel...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 07:01:00 PST

Deja Vu :-)

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net...
Posted by Chris on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

A Little Less Fucked up :-P

Disorder | RatingParanoid: HighSchizoid: HighSchizotypal: ModerateAntisocial: LowBorderline: LowHistrionic: LowNarcissistic: ModerateAvoidant: ModerateDependent: LowObsessive-Compulsive: Moderate URL ...
Posted by Chris on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 09:47:00 PST

child in corner to exact revenge....

Child In Corner To Exact Revenge As Soon As He Gets Out SEATTLESix-year-old Daniel Barriault says he has learned his lesson, but what those who wronged him don't realize is that their lesson has onl...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 29 Aug 2006 09:03:00 PST

Aarghh! :-P

Sailors come in all shapes, shades, weights, sizes, and states of sobriety, misery, and confusion. They are sly as a fox, have the nerve of a dope addict, the sincerity of a politician, and the subtly...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 09:44:00 PST