Don't play radiohead in the kitchen or I'll slit my ears back and give you a disgusted look. Sometimes the peeps in my house leave the door open long enough so that I can war cry my way outside. I like to eat the long green things next to the sidewalk and meow while eating dandelions. Oh, dandelions. Sometimes they put food on the table for me to eat, but I only like the square orange things that taste like salt. The basement is pretty cool too... but not when I'm left down there for hours at a time. A black cat raped me one time.
