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Chaser

Somedays It Doesn't Pay to Chew Through The Restraints!

About Me

Me? I'm making it up as I go along just like the rest of you ,no better or worse. I've been described as alot of things though as of late I've been cast as the RingMaster of a rather dramatic circus or carnival though no 1 informed me that I was holding the whip and that I should direct your attention to the 3rd ring to see the dancing bears. So, now that the 2nd row is getting mauled I'll try and be brief if a bit crypto-philosophic about myself. I'm about the good times your having when everything else is in ruin. I'm about the pain of a lesson you'll remember better than any textbook. I'm about finding balance despite the cosmic trickster's desires to stop me. I'm about living well,dying hard and having as exciting and interesting a ride as possible inbetween. If your still with me by this point then you know that I'm definitely unique and though you may not always understand what is going on, it sure is going to be fun to watch! So, hand me your ticket and enjoy the magik show! ..

My Interests

Well, a brief list of things that are not covered elsewhere on here and yet turn my trigger are: biking, club hopping, concerts, collectibles, computers, cthulu, dancing, fantasy, fencing, italian food, motorcycles, poetry, pub-crawling, romance, rugby, storytelling, white wolf games, women, writing, outdoor activities, photography, reading, theater, travel, cooking, gaming, native american culture, irish folklore, magik, wolves, military strategy, philosophy, sumo wrestling, and bettie paige for some strange reason rounds it out kinda sorta. I have others and I could've probably worded this list so that it didn't come off as a damn personal ad but, it should give you a starting point to grab my attention.

I'd like to meet:

The person who has the other half of this magikal locket! Oh, seriously? Anyone. Doesn't matter really. But, those of you who can keep up with my wild energy and put up with my crazy shenanigans would be at the top of my list if I need to make one.

Music:

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Movies:

Okay, but remember you asked for it. *sigh* A not so brief list is as follows: Audition. Freaks. The Last House on the Left. The Wolf Man. Night of the Living Dead. Arsenic and Old Lace. Dead Alive. Vertigo. When a Stranger Calls. The Devil's Backbone. Suspira. Siege at Firebase Gloria. Evil Dead 2. Army of Darkness. M. 8 mm. Clerks. Secretary. Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. Hellraiser 2. Things To Do in Denver When Your Dead. Re-Animator. The Craft. Duel. Man Bites Dog. Killer Klowns From Outer Space. Dog Soldiers. King of New York. Rope. American Beauty. Taking Lives. Gia. Vulgar. Heartbreak Ridge. Chasing Amy. Batman Begins. Jacob's Ladder. Debbie Does Dallas. The Frighteners. Bad Taste. Primal Fear. American History X. Fight Club. Lost Highway. Night Breed. Memento. Cinema Paradiso. Garden State. Heathers. Jawbreaker. Se7en, The Wicker Man, Wait Until Dark. Pitch Black. Blue Velvet. Marathon Man. Blood Simple. The Hitcher. House of Wax. Shallow Grave. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. The Black Cat. The Dark Crystal. Labrynth. The Dead Zone. 28 Days Later. Phantom of the Opera. Peeping Tom. Nightmare Before Christmas. Corpse Bride. ET. the Cutting Edge. The Changeling. Black Sunday. The Princess Bride. Dont Look Now. Wagging the Dog. V for Vendetta. Sin City. the Star Chamber. Bob Roberts. Hudsucker Proxy. Silence of the Lambs. Glengarry Glenross. Grosse Pointe Blank. City Hall. High Fidelity. Being John Malkovich. the Grifters. Better Off Dead. True Romance. Say Anything. the Sure Thing. Yume. the Seven Samurai. Sanshiro Sagata. Pirates of the Carribean. Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory. Hurlyburly. the Usual Suspects. House of 1000 Corpses. Darby O'Gill and the Little People. Heat. *batteries not included. the entire Godfather, LOTR and Star Wars trilogies. And any of the Hong Kong versions of The Godzlla movies and their spin offs (Rodan, Mothra,etc.). Just to name a few. Note that where appropriate those listed I'm speaking of are the originals not the re-makes (though the recent Wonka was eh, okay). Now Simper!

Television:

Was a Reality Show Addict now have since kicked the habit and am no longer a constant slave to the idiot boxes' desire to show me people being famous for being famous. TeeVee sings me sweet lullabyes when I can't find any other way to fight the insomnia monster otherwise. (fave channels are cartoon network,fx,and sci-fi, though the history,a&e, and discovery channels are good for some learning through osmosis)

Books:

I *DO* read. In fact I read everything I can get my hands on from soup cans to science journals. I'll have a top 20 list on here @ some point. For right now play w/ the bad wolf.

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Heroes:

Henry Rollins, Lee Marvin, Lon Chaney Sr., Bruce Campbell, Dane Cook, Ben Browder , Edward Norton, Alfred Hitchcock, John Coltrane, Warren Ellis, Harlan Ellison, H.P. Lovecraft and Johnen Vasquez are all fine real life icons of mine that I look up to. You need some four color references then ask those that really know me why Batman, Spiderman, and the HellBlazer are almost always found in my various collectibles. Closer to home I will always look to the examples set by my Grandmother Jeanne and my Uncle David who though no longer here on this material earth are always a source of strength and guidance to me.

My Blog

Burying the Survivors

Hopefully, by the time your reading this the first round of debates will have happened and the real glad handing and whoring will have begun. Actually, it'll be the beginning of one of the most medioc...
Posted by Chaser on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 09:39:00 PST

Financial Wounds

Haven't exactly been a load of laughs w/ you all lately have I? So, if I can't tell a joke I should at least let you all in on the aftermath of the move sound fair?  It came and went. Though...
Posted by Chaser on Wed, 13 Aug 2008 10:56:00 PST

OUT

The hits...they just keep on coming and I for one am growing a bit frustrated w/ all the bobbing and weaving. Last week I was informed that my roommates and I  have until the 1st of August t...
Posted by Chaser on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 11:22:00 PST

Your Going To Carry That Weight

My birthday is in a scant two weeks and I'm in a very strange land right now. I can't quite put it into words but, if you'll bare with me malchikis...I'll give it a shot. I've wanted to at turns well ...
Posted by Chaser on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 06:49:00 PST

V-D is catchy!

A brief word before I wax poetic about V-D, that is Valentine's Day; not the reason why my younger brother has to take special "vitamins' after a month of wanderlust from his fiancee. Many of you have...
Posted by Chaser on Thu, 14 Feb 2008 10:39:00 PST

I'm a Race Car Driver?!?!?!?

MyHeritage: Family trees - Genealogy - Celebrities - Collage - Morph ...
Posted by Chaser on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:32:00 PST

The Long Winter Redux

I cannot and will not apoligize for my absence malchikis.Not this time. It's been all I can do to stay one step ahead of the Holidaze Blitzkrieg AND the Political Punch Out that passes for our el...
Posted by Chaser on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:31:00 PST

The Rollins Effect

So, malchikis its been what about a week since I shook hands w/ The HENRY? and....I'm still a bit unnerved. Not because I pulled the whole clammy fish hand shaked, stammering mouth breathing fanb...
Posted by Chaser on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 03:56:00 PST

Back On The Street

Alright, malchikis I'm going to be straight and to the point for once. No verbal foreplay this time. Class is now back in session and only two months in I've got to say I'm a tad disappointe...
Posted by Chaser on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 01:25:00 PST

To Whom Is Bitten Deepest

  An Open Letter Of Apathetic Hostility Fine. You know what its ok....however. Here is some enlightenment.... At some point a reckoning is in the works, a tally and account of what you've done an...
Posted by Chaser on Tue, 07 Aug 2007 09:42:00 PST