Lucifer

music is - oooh - 90% of who i am. my violin is the sex and i love it so.
i like to think i'm funny. i'm really not. but shut me in a room and i'd manage to amuse myself all day.
the best way to describe my family and my friends is by using lots of positive superlatives.
i am in love with laurence llewellyn-bowen. he sent me a birthday card..
i like to keep up with current affairs.
i used to be very shy. in the first year of primary school i was too shy to answer the register, so i hid under the table. how times change.
emilie is my bitch. we have best friend piercings. amongst other things.
i often wear sunglasses, it is rare to see me without pearls, and almost unheard of that i am without a scarf. it's all part of pretending to be posh but i am really common as muck. but more public school than tom whatever he says.
i'm an arrogant sod and i look down on lots of people, which is very bad of me but i can't help it.
i have a very silly middle name.
most of my jokes are very bad taste and get me into trouble.
my friend robin says i am the ambassador for fake tan. i spend far too much money on it and its silly cause everyone knows its fake anyway.
i think i'm quite friendly. i write lots of letters but my favourite thing is meeting up for tea.
if your name is tom, chances are i'll like you.
i cut my own hair. not spectacularly, but its easier that way.
i like doing crosswords. i tried very hard (failed) to give them up for lent.
i hate hate hate electricity pylons, they are evil i swear.
i love curry and lager. they make me happy.
what doesn't make me happy is the fact that i'm allergic to alcohol.
that is all.