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Vacuum Cleaning

I have discovered something about hoovering today. Iif you doing it while listening to daft punk you will get tired very quickly and not do a very good job of the actual dirt sucking business. Bl...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:33:00 GMT

Frigid Dreams

Does anyone actually know about dreams? I just had a bit of a strange one you see. Normally I get the same reoccurring dreams with a slight change of cast or props. The storyline is usually quite fami...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 14:04:00 GMT

Yo Blair!

A fascinating conversation between Tony Blair and George Bush has been caught by the microphones at the G8, when the two men didn't think they were being overheard. It tells us a lot about the relatio...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 23:44:00 GMT

The Chainletter To End All Chainletters

Hello, my name is Jean-Michel. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for no...
Posted by on Thu, 11 May 2006 12:30:00 GMT

A Break From Communism

TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AUSTRALIAN CAPITALISM You have two cows. You...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Feb 2006 08:12:00 GMT