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About Me

iM SiNGLE && i WANT A DAMN BOYFRiEND! HMM.SUP BABES. iM CHELSEA. AKA. CHELS//CHELLY//CHELL-BELLE//HOTTiE.i MUST ADMiT THAT i ACT LiKE A SEVEN YEAR OLD SOMETiMES. AND i CAN BE ANNOYiNG BUT IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM. GET OVER iT. DAVEY iS MY BEST GUY FRiEND.iLOVEHiM. LAUREN! iS MY SiSSY//LOVER. YES. SHE'S ALSO MY LOVER. i ADORE ALL OF MY FRiENDS. ESPECiALLY THE SEXY ONES CHRiSYY iS MY BOYFRiEND && MY HERO iS JESSiCA. SHE'S ALSO MY WiFEYY. AND i LOVE HER TO DEATH. i LOVE LOVE LOVE KELLY!OMG. i LOVE HER MORE THAN KATiE LiKES AiSiAN FOOD. && SHE'S THE KEWLEST PERSON iVE NEVER MET. OH YES. CAiTLiN iS MY ASiAN BEYOTCHH YUPP. THOSE GiRLS ARE THERE FOR ME WHENEVER i NEED DEM. i LOVE THEM MORE THAN JASON LOVES HiS PORNOS. TRUE DAT.. FO SHiZZLE MAH DiZZLE NiZZLEBUT THERE'S THiS ONE GiRLYY... DiANE TRACEY MORGAN SHE'S MY BEST FRiEND TiLL iM 6FT UNDER i LOVE HER && i KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE USiM ALSO A MODEL. && THAT'S HOW i MET DiANE. WE'VE BEEN DOiNG THiS SiNCE WE WERE FiVE ME && HER MAKE GiRLS WANNA LES OUT. WE'RE JUST THAT SEXii. YOU KNOW YOU WANT US WE MAY SEEM CONCEiTED. BUT WE'RE NOT. JUST CONFiDENT. =>i BLOW CANDLES EVERY MAY 19TH. iM YOUNGER THAN YOU THiNK i AM. i LOOK WAY OLDER THAN i ACTUALLY AM. i LiVE iN MiCHiGAN. AND iT'S KiNDA BORiNG. BUT i'M MOViNG SOON.. WATCH OUT FOR ME. i LiVED iN NEW YORK MY WHOLE LiFE && iT WAS BEST EVER iM EASiLY CONFUSED && SOMETiMES i ACT STUPiD MY EYES ARE BLUE AND TURN GREEN WHEN i'M TiRED. i LAUGH WAY MORE THAN YOU EVER HAVE.. EVER ME AND MY FRiENDS HAVE WAY TOO MUCH FUN. EVERYONE TELLS ME i LOOK A LOT LiKE ASHLEE SiMPSON OR MARY-KATE OLSEN. BUT i DON'T SEE iT i LOOK iN SHOP WiNDOWS JUST TO SEE MY REFLECTiON. MiRRORS ARE MY LiFE. AND i LOOK iN THEM HUNDREDS OF TiMES A DAY iM THE GiRL WHO ALWAYS HAS A SMiLE ON HER FACE. ALi G. MAKES ME CRACK UP HARDEST, FUCK iS SO MY FAVORiTE WORD i SiNG ALL THE TiME. && LOVE ACTiNG PLAYS//MUSiCALS ME && LEA LOVE EATiNG iCE CREAM. WE LOVES CONNiE'S THE BEST.. CHYEAHH WE DO iM ALWAYS HYPER && DOiNG CRAZY SHiT i'M REALLY SARCASTiC && i HATE iT WHEN PEOPLE TAKE ME TOO SERiOUSLY. PEOPLE LABEL ME AS A PREP BUT i THiNK OF MYSELF AS A MiX i DANCE LiKE ALL THE TiME. ME AND JESS LOVE iT, HELLA YES iM VERY PiCKY. i KNOW WHAT i DESERVE && i ALWAYS GET WHAT i WANT. NO MATTER WHAT. i PARTY && DRiNK// EVERY WEEKEND i'M A GREAT LiSTENER iM REALLY NiCE UNLESS YOU ACT RETARDED AROUND ME. i LOVE ALL MUSiC. AND i LOVE OLD SCHOOL EVEN MORE. i ABSOLUTELY ADORE SHOPPING. PUSH-UP BRAS && TiGHT//RiPPED JEANS ARE THE SHiZZAT iM STRAiGHT FORWARD. && i TELL iT LiKE iT iS. i LOVE SCARY MOViES. && KELSEY AND i WATCH THEM EVERY THURSDAY. DON'T FUCKiNG JUDGE ME BEFORE YOU GET TO KNOW ME. iT'S ANNOYiNG && STUPiD. SHOPPiNG iS MY ANTi-DRUG. AND SO iS JESSiE. LOVES HiM. i LAUGH AT STUPiD STUFF. ONCE i LAUGH OTHERS DO TOO. i LAUGH AT OTHER PEOPLE'S LAUGHS SOMETiMES i DON'T GET THE JOKE && i STiLL LAUGH i DYE MY HAiR MORE OFTEN THAN YOU TAKE A SHOWER i'M SMART. EVEN THOUGH i DON'T ACT LiKE iT. i LOVE MAKiNG CUTE GUYS SMiLE. MMHMM 6 PEiRCiNGS! <3 ON THE LEFT EAR. 2 ON THE OTHER. && BELLYBUTTON.> GUYS WiTH TATOOS TURN ME ON. && ANY GUY WHO'S PREPPYiSH//JOCKiSH//MODELiSH... MAKES MY WANG GO UP. i HAVE MANY PERSONALiTiES && i LOVE THEM ALL iM A SUCKER WHEN iT COMES TO SWEET TALKERS. i MAKE FUN OF MYSELF A LOT.. AND i LAUGH iF YOU MAKE FUN OF ME. i SAY LiKE, WOAH, OMG && YAH WAY TOO MUCH. BUT YOU LOVE iT. iM SiMPLE. YET KiNDA COMPLiCATED i LOVE ORLANDO BLOOM. ONE DAY iM GONNA MARRY HiM. SO ALL YOU BiTCHES BE JEALOUS MUSiC iS MY LiFE. && i CAN'T SLEEP WiTHOUT iT. HAH. i HAVE MORE PAiRS OF SHOES THAN ALL OF YOUR FRiENDS PLUS THEiR FRiENDS PUT TOGETHER. SERiOUSLY ME && MY FRiENDS TEND TO MAKE PEOPLE JEALOUS. ESPECiALLY YOU. i LOVE BEiNG LOUD && SCREAMiNG. i LOVE iT WHEN i'M COLD AND A GUY GIVES ME HiS COAT. i'M A LABEL WHORE. && i LOVE SPENDiNG MONEY SEX iN THE CiTY iS HOTTER THAN YOUR MOM. FRiENDS ARE HOTTER && AWESOMER THAN YOURS iF YOU EVER CALL ME SWEET && iNNOCENT... iLL LAUGH AT YOUR FACE iM NOT CONCEiTED. STFU. KK. DONE. iM OUTTT. & F C K i N G H E A R T S ;

My Interests

i LOVE THEMLOVE iT..+GORGEOUS BOYS && GORGEOUS GiRLS+ +SHOPPiNG && DANCiNG+ +SWiMMiNG && SOCCER+ +MOViES && LAGUNA BEACH+ +CALiFORNiA && BEACHES+ +SUMMER && SHOES+ +MAGAZiNES && CELLPHONES+ +PERFUMES && MAKE-UP+ +TANK TOPS && MiNi SKiRTS+ +BiKiNiS && CLOTHES+ +PiNK && TURQOiSE+ +BUNNiES && MYSPACE+ +LOLLiPOPS && RAiNBOWS+ +LAUGHiNG && SiNGiNG iN THE SHOWER+ +FLOWERS && JEWELRY+ +HUGS && MEMORiES+ +BLOW DRYERS && STRAiTENERS+ +CURLiNG iRONS && EXTENSiONS+ +CHOCOLATE && LOVE+ +DRiViNG && ROAD TRiPS+ +THUNDERSTORMS && CAMPiNG OUT+ +SKATERS && SURFERS+ +PREPS && DORKS+ +SEX HAiR && CARTOONS+ +SNEAKiNG OUT && RUNNiNG iN THE RAiN+ +BLONDE MOMENTS && TANNiNG+ +iCE CREAM && MASCARA+ +EYE LiNER && LiP STiCK+ +NAiL POLiSH && LiP GLOSS+ +MUSiC && FLiP FLOPS+ +HEARTS && LiCORiCE+ +SiNGiNG && FAKE NAiLS+ +HAiR SALONS && NAiL SALONS+ +MANiCURES && PEDiCURES+ +SHAMPOOS && BODY SPRAYS+ +PURSES && KEY CHAiNS+ +CAREBEARS && KiSSES+ +SNOW BOOTS && BOWS+ +RiBBONS && PRESENTS+ +CURiOUS && FANTASY+ +ESTEE LAUDER && DOLCE AND GABBANA+ +ABERCROMBiE && HOLLiSTER+ +AMERiCAN EAGLE && AEROPOSTiLE+ +RiNG TONES && DANGLY PHONE CHAiNS+ +BENDY STRAWS && GLOWY BRACELETS+ +POOFY JACKETS && BOXERS+ +RANDOMNESS && BEiNG STUPiD+ +JUMPiNG && BEiNG CRAZY+ +RED BULL && STAYiNG OUT ALL NiGHT+ +CAKE FiGHTS && PLAYiNG DRESS UP+ +FURRY SLiPPERS && FLUFFY STUFF+ +TRAMPOLiNES && MAKiNG OUT+ +SMOOTHiES && CONCERTS+ +PiCTURES && SCRAP BOOKS+ +BRiTiSH ACCENTS && DANCES+ +BUBBLE BATHS && JACUZZiS+ +FACiALS && MASSAGES+ +SUNSETS && SiX PACKS+ +WRiSTBANDS && BELLYRiNGS+ +TONGUE PEiRCiNGS && DiAMONDS+ +iNSTANT MESSAGiNG && COMMENTS ON MY PAGE+OR HATE iT+UGLY BOYS && UGLY GiRLS+ +POSERS && CHEATERS+ +CLOWNS && BUGS+ +ASSHOLES && BiTCHES+ +SHiT TALKERS && PERVERTS+ +OLD PEOPLE && YOUNG PEOPLE+ +RACiSTS && SEPREMiSiSTS+ +PLASTiC SURGERY && FAKE EYELASHES+ +JEALOUS PEOPLE && CONCEiTED PEOPLE+ +JUNKiES && DROP OUTS+ +THEiVES && COPY CATS+ +SNiTCHES && iMMATURE PEOPLE+ +ANOREXiCS && BELEMiCS+ +CROWDED SPACES && RUMORS+ +PUNiSHMENTS && DiS-BELiEVERS+ +EX BOYFRiENDS && BAD KiSSERS+ +CHEAP JEWELRY && HEART BREAKERS+ +BAD BREATH && DiRTY PEOPLE+ +BREAK UPS && ATTENTiON SEEKERS+ +PROMiSE BREAKERS && UN-WELCOMERS+ +BOREDOM && BROKEN NAiLS+ +ACNE && CROOKED TEETH+ +BAD FASHiON STATEMENTS && FAKES+ +BAD HAiR DAYS && SMEARED MAKE UP+ ♥♥♥♥♥

I'd like to meet:

i WANNA MEET THE GUY OF MY DREAMS HE NEEDS TO BE THERE FOR ME AT ALL TiMES ESPECiALLY WHEN i'M SAD HE NEEDS TO CONFORTS ME WHEN i NEED iT AND TO BE LEFT ALONE WHEN i WANT TO BE i WANT HiM TO KNOW ME AND UNDERSTAND ME i WANT HiM TO LOVE ME FOR ME AND NOT FOR WHAT i LOOK LiKE HE NEEDS TO LOVE MY FRiENDS AS MUCH AS i DO BUT HE ALSO NEEDS TO HAVE HiS OWN FRiENDS SO WE CAN SPEND TiME APART HE NEEDS TO BE A GOOD KiSSER AND A GREAT DANCER HE NEEDS TO CALL AND iM ME MORE THAN i WOULD EXPECT iT i WANT HiM TO BE ABLE TO GO SHOPPiNG WiTH ME WiTHOUT GETTING BORED HE NEEDS TO BE THERE WHEN i GET SCARED HE CANNOT BE AFRAiD OF MAKiNG OUT iN PUBLiC HE SHOULD HOLD MY HAND WHEN WE WATCH SCARY MOViES HE SHOULD NOT BE AFRAiD TO KiSS ME WHEN HE'S WiTH HiS FRiENDS HE SHOULD REMEMBER ANIVERSARIES AND BiRTHDAYS HE SHOULD BE SENSiTiVE TO PEOPLE'S FEELiNG AND ALSO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR HE HAS TO BE ABLE TO TAKE MY SARCASiM WiTHOUT GETTiNG UPSET AND HE SHOULD MAKE ME FEEL BETTER THAN EVER WHENEVER i'M AROUND HiM. ♥