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About Me

Here's what will happen if/when you meet me...you will say, "Hey what's up? I'm so-and-so (or what's-my-face). Tell me a little about yourself," and then I will roll my eyes at you and say, "Huh. Well. I'm kind of a big deal," and then you will be wowed by my brazen bitchiness, but you won't walk away because you want to be seen with someone who's kind of a big deal.
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CLICK HERE TO GET A PRE-MADE LAYOUT Also...I'm the nice one.

My Interests

dictionary.com, newsweek and time magazines, kate's bookshelves, psychotropics, karaoke, naps, the fat cat next door, finding myself, 40's called "LASER!", coke zero, coke zero cherry, vhs, a real job, absolutely fabulous, polka, haikus (mostly about scott), technological advances in gum

I'd like to meet:

Comedians with big noses and flippy hair. Sir Tom Jones. Gilad. Explorers. Ted Nugent & Charleton Heston. Jennifer Saunders. Amy Poehler. Early punk rockers...Keith Morris being at the top of the list because he is HILARIOUS. People who think Kate is mean and I am nice. People who mistakenly think that I am charming.

Music:

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Movies:

Stick It, Bride and Prejudice, Pride and Prejudice, Soylent Green, Little Rascals, But I'm a Cheerleader, Beyond the Valley of the Dolls, Bloodsport, The Incredibles, Mary Poppins, Meet Me in St. Louis, In the Cut,

Television:

Oh my! I LOVE Local on the 8's on the Weather Channel! I CAN'T GET ENOUGH!!! (crap! anyone who knows anything about me knows that i don't have cable! then they will know that the info in this section is a lie! then they will start to question the validity of everything on my entire page! then they will know that my entire being is a sham!)

Books:

the da vinci code was probably the worst book of my life. it took me about 3 months to read because i couldn't stop putting it down. i would get bored and then i would fall asleep. then i would try to read it again the next time i was NOT tired before i went to bed and then it would put me to sleep. then i got all excited because i had 20 pages left, but that took me 2 weeks AND it was the worst ending i have ever read. except maybe for the ending of pippi longstocking because that book should not have had an end because it was one heck of a page-turner.

Heroes:

Amy Poehler. Gilad. Sir Tom Jones. Andrew Hamilton. Jen Bacher. Myself.

My Blog

call me Webster!

So today I coined the phrase "verbal shenanigans".  This might shock some people because upon first meeting me I might seem like quite the clever wordsmith, but in reality I'm actually a complete...
Posted by shoulders on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 01:02:00 PST

The nose knows

Today was a pretty boring day at work... that is, until the Oriental Trading Company catalog came in the mail! it was full of crap. THEN! I spotted a pencil sharpener shaped like a large nose. You sho...
Posted by shoulders on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 02:27:00 PST

The Name

The story behind the name change... It was Easter Sunday and dinner was over and all my family members were hanging out in the family room just chatting and whatever. Although my mother would pro...
Posted by shoulders on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 02:16:00 PST

Ha ha! Who wants to go as "Wasted Posh and Becks" with me for Halloween this year? I'll stop eating or start playing soccer again TODAY! Lemme know.

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Posted by shoulders on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 12:26:00 PST

charms

Sometimes I write for the Ladies' Home Journal.  My pen name  is Margaret Renkl... http://lifestyle.msn.com/mindbodyandsoul/personalgrowth/arti clelhj.aspx?cp-documentid=4311515&GT1=9210...
Posted by shoulders on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 08:06:00 PST

You know I hate pets with people names, but I don't know anyone named Knut and this dude is adorable.


Posted by shoulders on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 11:04:00 PST

I thought I just saw her, but apparently my roommate is missing. if anyone has information...


Posted by shoulders on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:15:00 PST

my favorite word is "foppish"

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Posted by shoulders on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 10:29:00 PST

Get Your Patchouli Stink Out Of Here!

There are already a lot of ways to irritate me, but I discovered a new one this morning.  I was walking down the hallway  in my office building and I started gagging.  Why, you ask?&nbs...
Posted by shoulders on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 08:25:00 PST

Beyond the Valley of the Pussycat Dolls

Now, to some this might seem out of character, but to others it will seem right in character, but I am about to sing the praises of a wonderful show that premiered last night on the WB.  It was c...
Posted by shoulders on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 10:09:00 PST