I surfed with dolphins today |
it was almost eariethey were so close I could almost feel the spray from them breathingI could have touched one if I wanted tothey would like swim right at me and dive, go under and come up on the oth...
Posted by Benjamin on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 10:50:00 PST |
photobucket |
animals can talk now.here's pictures...
Posted by Benjamin on Sun, 07 May 2006 11:17:00 PST |
jamba juice |
ever heard of a secret smoothie?yeah well I have the recepie for the most ultimate of them all.there was previously only one man who could make it.and now there are two.come with me to jamba juice som...
Posted by Benjamin on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 09:04:00 PST |
professor oak was a genius |
these are from the eppisode where james dresses up like professor oak and everyone gets confused so they hold a contest to see who is the real oak. the final question is to compose a poem that only th...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
gaikokugo |
I am a haiku
it was my whole master plan
it was a success
I was in my lab
running a test on myself
the rats had all died
I was crazy then
I hardly remember it
but now I am sane
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Bass Wolf |
Guitar Wolf Bassist Hideaki Sekiguchi Dead at 38
Jason Toon reports:
Guitar Wolf bassist Hideaki Sekiguchi, known to fans as Billy, died Wednesday of heart failure at age 38. Sekiguchi's heart had...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
guitar wolf |
march 15 2005
it takes almost exactly an hour for sean, derek and I to drive down to la
we get to the knitting factory
"can we get tickets already?" I ask
"no guitar wolf is sold out"
wow that's...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
how many punk rockers does it take to change a lightbulb? |
two.
one to change the light bulb and one to eat the old one.
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
if I had a journal |
dear journal,
today baisically rocked
I woke up nice and early, had some frosted flakes.
invented a groovin' song about tiramisu
aaron came over
today's peak:
we go to ben and jerry's
we gave t...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
blog |
yesterday was my best game of bowling ever
I 132 freaking points. (one hundred and thirty two)
that was thirty more points than the next highest *cough michael cough*
I don't suspect I'll ever do t...
Posted by Benjamin on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
