sam

Me? I am completely boring and entirely uninteresting, and somehow I am in my own extended network. How does that happen? I wear too much black eyeliner, but I like it and that is all that matters. I love to dance. I can't sing, but sometimes I try - there is usually alcohol involved. I will try anything once. Sleeping in on the weekends is nice. I like to read, but there is never any time. The plan is to get the MBA and the CPA in the next 2 years - I am feeling like I will never be successful with this. I like big cities. I love baseball - NY Yankees Fan born and bred, it is in the genes. I like football too, I love going to Panthers games. Go Tarheels! Um, I guess I am a dork, but I am ok with that. I love coffee, but I only drink Starbucks. I am a big fan of having fun of all kinds. If you want to know more, shoot me a message, because I like stuff and if you like stuff too that would be rad.
Tell your Bible class the story of how God was denied his fruity cereal. Oh wait, that's the Trix Rabbit! I always get them confused because they're both fake!!
What good is a smart bomb when you've got a dumb president?
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