I hate mayo. I like my i-pod.
Old comrades. . . . People who share my passionate hatred for the following, but not limited to: Alf; cats; individuals who insist on eating fish (or any other malodorous food that makes me gag) on the subway; those who leave remarks such as "YOU ROCK" on band websites; those who have the audacity to type in the words "HIGH FIVE."
THE POGUES, Pulp, Blur, The Stone Roses, Louis XIV, The Libertines, Quicksand, The Kills, The Smiths, Rilo Kiley, Band of Horses, The Walls/The Stunning, Camera Obscura, Belle & Sebasitan, Tegan and Sara, The Strokes, New Order, Elvis Costello, Oasis, Snow Patrol, Mogwai, The Postal Service, Radiohead, Fugazi, Operation Ivy, The Manic Street Preachers, The Reindeer Section, Joy Division, Arab Strap, The Frames, Portishead, The Kaiser Chiefs, Jenny Lewis and the Watson Twins, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Drive Like Jehu
Almost any documentary, Fire Walk With Me, Heathers, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, In the Name of the Father, Billy Elliott, Magnolia, The Royal Tenenbaums, Rushmore, Full Metal Jacket, Apocolypse Now, Mean Girls, Better Off Dead, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Trainspotting, Intermission, Boogie Nights, Wild at Heart
I LOVE TELEVISION. Espeically: Footballer's Wives, Mile High, Waterloo Road, Lost, the now-defunct Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, My So Called Life, Strangers with Candy, HBO/SHO series, any reality tv show that someone makes an ass out of themselves (it boosts my self-esteem to see others living a pathetic life). I miss ABC Afternoon Specials and Saturday Morning Specials.
Jay McInerney, Brett Easton Ellis, Irvine Welsh, Chuck Palahnuick, JT Leroy (or whoever that person is that writes those good books), Augusten Burroughs, Tom Wolfe.
Ummm...Me.