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Stephen Moss

'Grin and bear it." -SNM

About Me

I don't know much about anything but I love the hell out of life......and girls with nice asses.
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Name: Stephen Fucking Moss
Birthday: October 26, 1981
Birthplace: Austell, Ga.
Current Location: Kennesaw
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 foot
Right Handed or Left Handed: both
Your Heritage: whitey
The Shoes You Wore Today: steel toes
Your Weakness: women
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: bbq
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: buy a new truck
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: never instant messaged before
Thoughts First Waking Up: pee
Your Best Physical Feature: big toe right foot
Your Bedtime: when I get tired
Your Most Missed Memory: pooping my pants and having someone else clean it
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king
Single or Group Dates: both
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither, I make it my own bitches
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: occasionally
Do you Swear: alot
Do you Sing: in the shower, car and anytime Merle Haggard comes on
Do you Shower Daily: Monday and Friday
Have you Been in Love: with myself
Do you want to go to College: kinda there now
Do you want to get Married: no time soon, I see what it's like watching you idiots
Do you belive in yourself: always
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I look like a giant penis, literally
Are you a Health Freak: no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: can watch them for hours
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: in the past minute
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: aspirin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: don't ask I'm sensitive
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no, but for some reason I want to try it
In the past month have you been on Stage: stripper at nights
In the past month have you been Dumped: dumped myself off a four-wheeler
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a grape at the market
Ever been Drunk: is a pig's pussy pork
Ever been called a Tease: yes
Ever been Beaten up: everybody has
Ever Shoplifted: yes, but I don't feel bad about it so stop asking
How do you want to Die: I'm going down in a blaze of glory
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: me
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany again
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: both
Height: small
Weight: deuce, deuce-and-a-half
Best Clothing Style: dressed down
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: alot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: one
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not a goddamn thing
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name Stephen Fucking Moss
birthdate 26 Octobre 1981
weight 175
shoe size 10-11
who would you do first, will smith or justin timberlake/kelly clarkson or ciera kelly, I love her ass
what did you eat this morning nothing
domino's or pizza hut domino's five for five
dr. pepper or mr. pibb neither
do you have a pet yes, pit bull
what is your favorite movie Office Space
what is your favorite song I think I'll Just Stay Here and Drink by Merle Haggard
what is in your c.d. player right now Otis Redding
do you believe in god sometimes
do you think"mean people suck" no, mean is necessary
what type of vehicle do you drive Honda Super Civic Off-Road Edition
what was the last concert you saw 311
ever been called a racist yes
do you like midgets as long as they're not chewing on my knee caps
have you ever watched a porno i'm a guy
who's cooler, the fonz or mr. t. it's a tie
do you have any tattoos yes
ever farted on a date yes
what is your favorite part on a guy/girl ass
ever been food poisoned no
what is your goal in life to achieve all of my goals
ever been in a fight yes
ever given money to a bum yes
have you ever been square-dancing yes
do you like any sports yes
who would win in a fight, mary-kate or ashley which one was bulemic?
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My Interests

soccer, beer, women, musclecars and hot rods, tools, four wheelers, choppers, smokey bars, sex, working out once a month, food, guns, drunken karaoke, etc.

I'd like to meet:

ADRIANNA LIMA! AND THAT 50-YEAR-OLD WOMAN ON THE BOWFLEX COMMERCIAL. JOHNNY CASH AND MERLE HAGGARD ARE UP THERE ALSO BUT NOT IN THE SAME WAY.
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Music:

Anything that sounds good to me, from Mozart to Hank Williams to Otis Redding to Agnostic Front to Too Short.

Movies:

Office Space, Napolean Dynamite, Godfather series, Super Troopers, Full Metal Jacket, Bullitt, lot of others.

Television:

The Office, Sopranos, Deadwood, Family Guy, American Dad, Simpsons, My Name Is Earl, Horsepower TV, Ultimate Fighting, football, Rescue Me

Books:

I liked the "Ender" series by Orson Scott Card, but overall I'm not much of a reader.

Heroes:

The guys who are screwing Adrianna Lima and that 50-year-old woman on the Bowflex commercial!

My Blog

I am the greatest driver ever.

It has come to my attention that I am the King-Shit when it comes to piloting a vehicle. There are rules of the road which most people don't seem to know, so I will clue you guys in on a few of them. ...
Posted by Stephen Moss on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 07:04:00 PST

I was tagged....

I was tagged... The first player of this game starts with "6 weird things/habits about yourself". In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged n...
Posted by Stephen Moss on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 05:47:00 PST