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I got paralyzed from the waist down when I was 19 because one of my dickhead college friends wouldn't let me drive us home from a 311 concert in Jacksonville Florida, so instead he let my other dickhead friend with ADD drive and he fell asleep, we jumped oncoming traffic on the interstate, flipped the car 6 or 7 times and smacked into a huge goddamn tree and SNAP CRACKLE POP...bye bye spine. So...after some surgeries, alot of morphine, pain and rehab, I came out clean on the other side with the same sad old retardedly cruel and vindictive, slightly maniacal personality. Oh yeah, and since the wreck wasn't my fault...I get to be rich, which is good. Not like Bill Gates or anything, but I do live a life of complete leisure, I'm kinda like Hugh Grant in About a Boy but not nearly as attractive or British, and without the annoying habit of walking everywhere.I basically do whatever I want, with whatever friends I have left who haven't become so adult already that they bore the shit out me. Or friends that haven't turned into rednecks overnight somehow(how does that happen?), I'm an alcoholic about 2 months out of the year to break the monotony, and I'm a genius in ways that you can't comprehend because...well...chances are you aren't brilliant enough to understand them. Oh yeah, did I mention I'm one of the most arrogant bastards you'll ever run into? I'm actually not but I like to pretend I am. That's about it I guess, I just do whatever comes up, whatever seems fun, and try to steer clear of any real responsibilites in life.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ben Christ Leak
Birthday: June 2, 1981
Birthplace: Valley, Alabama
Current Location: Atlanta, Georgia
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 4"5'/5"10'
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish name, with random Whiteness mixed in.
The Shoes You Wore Today: Asics
Your Weakness: Ice Cream, Nicotine, Romantic Comedies
Your Fears: Dying
Your Perfect Pizza: Hawaiin Thin Crust with pepper, parmesan, and blue cheese dressing.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Actually finishing anything I start writing.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yo Yo Mtv Raps!
Thoughts First Waking Up: I gotta piss.
Your Best Physical Feature: My tongue.
Your Bedtime: 3 a.m. to 9 a.m.
Your Most Missed Memory: Every time I ever had sex.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Macdonalds, cause burger king put a dust bunnie on my burger once.
Single or Group Dates: Either way.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: kinda.
Do you Swear: Fuck yes.
Do you Sing: Yes.
Do you Shower Daily: If I'm leaving the house.
Have you Been in Love: Probably, Yes, I don't know.
Do you want to go to College: do I want to go back to college? If they quit wanting me to actually show up for classes.
Do you want to get Married: When I'm done with everything else.
Do you belive in yourself: Fuck yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm moving. No.
Do you think you are Attractive: If I want to be, when I'm not sulking or being a complete dick.
Are you a Health Freak: Nope, too much ice cream in the world.
Do you get along with your Parents: When they aren't asking me for money.
Do you like Thunderstorms: No, my dog gets freaked out, and then he annoys me.
Do you play an Instrument: Yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Indeed.
In the past month have you Smoked: Indeed.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Nicotine counts I guess, but no, not really.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Probably.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Ya, christmas time.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nope.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Yes, as often as possible. Wait, do you mean real sushi, or is this code? either way yes, as often as possible.
In the past month have you been on Stage: In my head.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, it's winter and I don't need the shrinkage.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Only the dignity of the weak minded.
Ever been Drunk: Uh huh.
Ever been called a Tease: Nope, I'm a guy, I'm easy.
Ever been Beaten up: Nah, I always tie or win.
Ever Shoplifted: Yes, cigarrettes.
How do you want to Die: Asleep, or during sex.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I'm not growing up, ever.
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia, Brazil.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't care as long as they're deep.
Favourite Hair Color: Brown.
Short or Long Hair: Whatever fits her.
Height: You're all tall to me.
Weight: Not Obese.
Best Clothing Style: Anything but capri pants.
Number of Drugs I have taken: 7 or 8, but none of the good ones really. Morphine.
Number of CDs I own: Too many.
Number of Piercings: 3
Number of Tattoos: None
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2
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