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Juju Beans

Oh dahling. Sweetie. Can you light Momma's Lucky Strike for me? Good boy. Now go run along. Off with

About Me

Soooo. You want to know about me? Basically it is a two letter word. Containing the letters "m" and "e". That is the 13th letter of the alphabet and the 5th letter of the alphabet, respectively. Me is often used to refer to oneself (i.e., Me want COOOOkiee). Me can also be used as the shortened version of the state of Maine (i.e., Dover, ME). Me is a pronoun. The unabridged dictionary says it can also be an adjective, but personally, me thinks that's just foolishness. What Monty Python Character are you?
French Guard I'm French! Why do think I have this outrageous accent, you silly king-a?!
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My Interests

My interests are varied. Basically it depends on whether I am borrowing money or investing money. Typically when I am borrowing money, the interest is very high. Conversely, when I am investing money the interest if very low. For example. Mastercard charges 137% on monies I borrow from them. My credit union, on the other hand, pays me .0137% for the use of my money. See how that works?

I'd like to meet:

Maybe you...maybe not. Probably not.
Your Pickup Line Is
The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means there's more room for your tongue The Magical Pick Up Line Generator

Music:

It's music to my ears.

Movies:

Harvey. My fav. Trinity, close second.

Television:

Hmmmm. Don't really have that much to say about it.

Books:

Jonathan Livingston Seagull is my all time fav. But I read a wide range of stuff.

Heroes:

Anyone that can entertain me. I'm a tough audience.
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
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My Blog

Boundries of a Fool

Once every year or so I have my megadose of birth control.  Yes.  Once every year or so, my brother and his wife go on a vacation alone or have a couple of nights to themselves.  Alone....
Posted by Juju Beans on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 01:54:00 PST

Diggin' the Crazy Beat

It was the hippest jazz club in the Land o' darkness.  Everybody, who was anybody, was seen here.  The band played some groovy tunes.  So mellow, a real gone square would be hip by osmo...
Posted by Juju Beans on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 12:11:00 PST

She was just the kind of dame that could appreciate that.

He was a long, tall drink of cool water.  And she was just the kind of dame that could appreciate that.  It was a brisk fall morning.  The kind of morning you could sit in a smoking jac...
Posted by Juju Beans on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 04:34:00 PST

The "not so" Martha

Martha is usually the woman that checks me out.  Martha has never said a word to me.  Martha calmly scans each item on the scanner.  One.  At.  A.  Time.  Even thoug...
Posted by Juju Beans on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:36:00 PST

Meet me at the mission

Well, kids.  It happened.  The LAST straw.  I finally had my nervous breakdown.  It happened when I found I could cash a check at a liquor store, buy, sell, produce and distribute ...
Posted by Juju Beans on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 02:57:00 PST

The amazing carp (e diem)

When I was a young girl, I went through pets at a phenomenal rate.  The bird that was sucked up in the vacuum by accident.  The 20 or so gold fish flushed after a week or two.  Dogs, ca...
Posted by Juju Beans on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

Good Men

My maternal grandfather died in 1976.  He never spoke much, really.  He was missing his middle finger on his right hand to the first knuckle and his index finger on the same hand to the seco...
Posted by Juju Beans on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 05:19:00 PST

Blinded by the White

April 6th, 1930. A great day in history as Gandhi raises a lump of mud and salt and declares, "With this, I am shaking the foundations of the British Empire." Thus he starts Salt Satyagraha.In his pe...
Posted by Juju Beans on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 08:11:00 PST

The Almighty

My prayer of late:   Oh dear omnipotent god of almighty power, You hold my fate in your hands.  I will give all my earthly good to you.  I will never forsake thee.  I will heed th...
Posted by Juju Beans on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 08:53:00 PST

A gypsy tale

Ya' know.  If I don't toot my own horn&.well&.I guess Tommy V. will.  I was just informed that Tommy V. wrote a song about me, "Hey, hey, Come out and Play, Julie Ray."  Awwww...
Posted by Juju Beans on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 11:56:00 PST