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Matt

Lazy Drunk!!!!!!

About Me

Easy going!! Wouldnt hurt a fly!! Lazy!!! Drunk!!!! This profile was edited with FearKiller's Pimp MySpace 2.0

My Interests

Music, Beer, T.V., Wine, Sleeping, Spirits, Mates, thinkng of the days I wasnt too lazy to skate and getting pissed at the Tap 'n' Tin well anywhere really!!!

I'd like to meet:

Mostly Rolf Harris But also "Barry" from the Cillit Bang adverts so I can stand on his toes and push him down some stairs!!! Although it looks like Im advertising it now. FOOL!!!

Music:

Anything really apart from Most Garage and Country and R&B which are mostly pap and make me cry but Rock, Metal, Hip Hop, drum and bass (The usual)........ Here's a few Names I copied from my I-TUNES: 2 Live Crew, Some 2 Pac, A Tribe Called Quest, Adam F, Alice In Chains, Arrested Development, Early Ash (before they got the bird), Badly Drawn Boy, The Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Blur, Bob Marley & The Wailers, Busta Rhymes, Buzzcocks, Cake, China Drum, Clash, the, Creadence Clearwater Revival, Credit To The, The Crocketts, The Cure, Cypress Hill, Daryl Hall & John Oates, David Bowie, De La Soul, Deep Fat Fried, Dillinja, Dizzee Rascal, DJ Format, Hype, DJ Shadow, Zinc, The Doors, Dr. Dre, Dune, Dusty Springfield, Elastica, Everlast, Faith No More, Faithless, Fear Factory, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Funkdoobiest, GZA, Gerry & The Pacemakers, Ghostface Killah, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Habit Control, Happy Mondays, Ice Cube, Ice Cube, Joy Division, Junior Varsity, Jurassic 5, Keltech, Kenickie, The Kinks, Kool & the Gang, Lemon Jelly, Lionel Richie, Live, Early LL Cool J, Machine Head, Early Madonna, Massive Attack, METALLICA, Method Man, Early Michael Jackson, Ming & FS, Mint Royale, Morcheeba, N.W.A, Naughty by Nature, New Order, Nightmares On Wax, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Notorious B.I.G, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Pantera, Peanut Butter Wolf, Pearl Jam, The Pharcyde, PIXIES, Placebo, The Police, Portishead, Prince, The Prodigy, Public Enemy, PULP, Queen, R.E.M, Radiohead, Raekwon, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, Chilli Peppers, RIP SLYME (are growing on me), ROLF HARRIS, Rolling Stones, Roni Size, Roots Manuva, The Roots, Roxy Music, Royksopp, Sepultura, Simon and Garfunkle, Smashing Pumpkins, THE SMITHS, Snoop Dogg, Sonic Youth, Soundgarden, Stone Roses, Stone Temple Pilots, The Streets, Styles Of Beyond, SUDE, Sugar Hill Gang, Sultans Of Ping FC, Supergrass, U2, UB40, Westside Connection, White Zombie, The Who, Wu-Tang Clan loads more but just cant be asred too think of any after doing this.

Movies:

Big Lebowski, Goonies, Fritz The Cat, Star Wars, Friday and anything from the 80's and kung fu films, most stuff done by Tim Burton which usually means Jonny Depp stuff. Which I hate to admit ;D Stating to get into Studio Ghibli's stuff. Sean of the Dead. Holy Grail etc..... Ghost In A Shell, Ninja Scroll, OEDO808 blah blah blah loads of stuff reallY!!!

Television:

Can only think of the mighty boosh, Spaced, Peep Show at the mo but loads of stuff!!!!

Books:


About Me
Name Matt
Nickname Jesus / Twat / Eeejit / Drunk / Pillock etc.....
Birthday 28/02/79
Age 26 body years / 16 Mentally
Height 6ft
Hair Color Browny Ginger
Eye Color Grey
Have You Ever
Fallen for your besfriend Nope
Kissed someone who was just your friend No one lets me :'(
Been rejected I never ask
Been in love Yup
Used someone Only to get me beer
Cheated on someone No
Been cheated on Not that I know of
Done something you regret Every Weekend
Do you ...
Color your hair Nope
Have tattos Nope
If so how many None
Have any peircings Only my nipple I done when i was 19 but dont have anything in it!!
If so how many Oneish
Have a bf/gf Not anymore :(
Like thunderstorms Yeah
Ever get off the damn computer Only on it at work
Have you/Do you have...
Considered a life of crime No to lazy
Considered being a hooker No to lazy / ugly
Coneidered being a pimp No to lazy
Split personalities No to lazy
Obsessions Getting Pissed and being lazy
Panic No to lazy
Anxiety No to lazy
Depression/Considered suicid No to lazy
Right now..
Current clothes Shirt / Trousers / Trainers
Current mood Happy cos its almost home time :D
Current hair Long tied back
Current music Naughty By Nature: OPP
Current annoyance Work mate eatting crisps
Current perfume/cologne Sweat (end of the day)
Current thing you should be doing Making a poster
Current crush
Favorite
Drink Booze
Color Black or Dark Purple
Candy
Tv Show Mighty Boosh or Peep Show
Movie Loads but maybe Star Wars
Place Pub
Person to talk to Anyone when im drunk
Do your perfer..
McDonalds or Burger King BK
Marry the Perfect Lover or the perfect friend Either
Root Beer or Dr Pepper Real Beer
Sunshine or Rain Both
Spring or Fall Both
Winter or Summer Both
Vanilla or Chocolate Neither
Snowboarding or Sking Board
Lights on or Off On
Are you...
Understanding Yeah
Open Minded With somethings
Bad Tempered No
Attractive no
Bored Easily no
Sad no
Unique no
What do you like in a Girl/ Boy Niceness
Eyes Any
Hair color Any
Long or short hair Long
Hieght Any
Body Type Any
Personality Niceness
Random
How would you describe yourself Drunk
Do you have any Pets? No
Have any syblings? One Bro and One Sis
What do you want to be when you grow up? I am grown up but I guess B.A.
Do you wanna get married and have kids? Someday
What is your best physical Trait? Iron Liver
What is the best thing about your personality? Mellow
What words do you overuse Nice, Rubbish, Dude, You know your my best friend? go to the bar for me!!
Whats the most annoying thing about you Everything specially when im drunk!!!!!
End this survey with a quote Can i have a beer please :D
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Heroes:

Rolf Harris