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andre

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About Me

I am really the coolest cat you will ever meet! If you don't like me you kinda of have to ask yourself what's wrong with you! When I leave you'll miss me. I like to hang out with other cool and laid back people, but don't get me drinking because then I think I am funnier than I really am.
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My Interests

Anything where I am not doing work. I don't mind watching people work. I like a good beer and cigar when ever I can.

I'd like to meet:

Probably Jennifer Love Hewitt or Roger Clemens other than that nobody real does it for me.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Andre V. Guadarrama
Birthday: 6-8-77
Birthplace: My mother
Current Location: Phoenix, Arizona
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5ft 7in
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right...which sucks. Left handed people are so dreamy...
Your Heritage: Little bit of this little bit of that
The Shoes You Wore Today: MY red Rockports..ahh they are like pillows
Your Weakness: Food and women
Your Fears: That stupid people will take over the world...what Bush is in office now!
Your Perfect Pizza: I use to eat at this place called Roma's in Neu-Ulm, Germany ahhh heaven! I would eat their calzones and they used salami instead of pepperoni, wow the memories. Sorry about the drool
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Become productive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol and all those stupid faces
Thoughts First Waking Up: 10 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: My third toe on my right foot is pretty nice
Your Bedtime: 0800
Your Most Missed Memory: Sleeping
Pepsi or Coke: Coke or Dr. Pepper
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: Group dates I kill when there is a crowd
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: From where?
Do you Swear: Sometimes...I'm trying to stop though
Do you Sing: When noone is around
Do you Shower Daily: Every other day if I can
Have you Been in Love: Yeah your not missing anything.
Do you want to go to College: Someday
Do you want to get Married: Yeah but my wife won't let me!
Do you belive in yourself: Hold on let me ask my wife.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I'm on top and had too much to drink
Do you think you are Attractive: Define attractive?
Are you a Health Freak: Yes when I am not drinking beer or eating pizza and Ice cream!
Do you get along with your Parents: Which one?
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes love them especially when I am trying to sleep
Do you play an Instrument: Does the radio count
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: It would have been easier if you said have you drank water in the past month?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yes (cigars)
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Not voluntarily
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does by myself count
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I'm ashamed to admit yes but it was for a good reason
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Do you mean the cookies or the box?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: When you say 'sushi' do you mean girls? Then yes!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I like to think so
In the past month have you been Dumped: Shoot look at my picture and ask again if you have too
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No But I have been a little over weight dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Do pens count?
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk now
Ever been called a Tease: Oh yeah
Ever been Beaten up: Hell no, OKAY, OKAY I was young and she was a really big amazon
Ever Shoplifted: I once lifted a girl from shop class
How do you want to Die: Standing up
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A man
What country would you most like to Visit: Themiscyra
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Jet Black
Short or Long Hair: Where?... on the head-long, but down there as short as possible or if possible bald!
Height: At least taller than a leprechaun
Weight: I would like to say under that of a baby elephant
Best Clothing Style: birthday suit
Number of Drugs I have taken: They were really good so I don't know
Number of CDs I own: I own more cds than I have dollars in my bank account
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: too many to count
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 247

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Music:

Mostly dance! But I like Prince, Sade, Norah Jones, Morningwood. If it's good music I will listen to just about anything.

Movies:

Beerfest!!! I'm a guy so any action or comedy is great.

Television:

Since there is so much crap on TV I usually watch reruns of Seinfeld. I like Smallville, 2 1/2 men, Ghost Whisperer. I like some Anime too like Samurai X,Bleach, Inuyasha and Fullmetal Alchemist (I'm a kid at heart)

Books:

I like Robert Doughtry or I will really read just about anything as long as it's good (not romance or Fking self help)

Heroes:

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My Blog

ugly guys with hot chicks

So I am at the front desk BSing with Julio when this Mexican guy comes in to get a room. You know he wants to do the whole minority thing and try to get the room for cheaper than it is (go to a motel ...
Posted by andre on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:21:00 PST

Gopher alert

So I am working tonight and I get a call to go assist a guest with a problem. So I go this lady's room and she is standing outside of her room freaked out. I ask what's up and she says there is a rat ...
Posted by andre on Tue, 01 May 2007 05:02:00 PST

What you'll do for money

So the hotel is sold out tonight and we were really busy. I was helping guests left, right and center. I really hate it when people stiff you. Word to the wise always tip when people help you. Thank m...
Posted by andre on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 02:12:00 PST

more drama

Well at soon as I come into work tonight I find out the FBI are here and watching one of our guests because they believe he is on there most wanted list. They won't tells anything about the guy or wha...
Posted by andre on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:54:00 PST

another day at work

Well tonight was a typical night at work. I came in and found out that a guy had OD'd in one our rooms (work at a hotel). Yeah well I guess this guy had been having some problems and was missing for a...
Posted by andre on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:45:00 PST

tired

Well here I am at work just trying to stay awake! One more hour till I get to go home I can't wait, doesn't it always feel like those last hours just crawl by! Real slow night here at work. Plus it's ...
Posted by andre on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 04:12:00 PST