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They say laughter is the best medicine. I must have emotional aids kuz there aint no cure for this p

About Me

I'm Keith. I'm someone worth meeting. But yea send me a message if u wanna chat. i usually get right back to you asap.

i once read this in a chain letter and it suited me well so imma use this for my about me.

Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future. Irrestible, awesome kisser.gets what he or she wants. BY FAR the BEST in BED. Very sexy. Coolest. Loves to own Gemini's in sports.Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Loves to be your first. So you'll never forget. Smart.

My Interests


Matthew Keith is my hero. Thats my godson and he has grown up in this world without his godmother... (she left us). He is so strong. He carries on everyday like it doesnt bother him. I only pray I can be half as stroung. I miss my god wife more and more as time goes bye. Small tear. Big tear.

I'd like to meet:

Everybody. There is something to be learned from everyone... Do you kno the story about the buffalo? exactly my point.

and her

Music:

OK OK OK. Hold the presses! Can't nobody hold a candle to my pa Weezy F. Baby.

But this is my favorite commercial song out right now.

Movies:

Menace II Soceity, The Notebook, A Beautiful Mind, Butterfly Effect, Boyz N da Hood, Fast n the furious, Fridays, Colors, Theres something about Mary, ANYthing with the old eddie murphy (b4 the nutty professor), Single White Female.

Television:

The Boondocks

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Books:

I like to read I will read almost nething... My favorite author is John Grisham, I like Hary Potter, n just suggest sumthin, i'm always lookin for sumthin new to read.

Heroes:

My momz is real. Not tryin to be cliche(ish) but thats my hero. She always held me down and always did what she could to make ends meet so she wouldnt have to go beggin or be on welfare. And i also love her for NEVER bringin another man in the house after my father left.

My Blog

FIRE!!!!!!!!!!

i got like 2 or 3 fire blogs comin this week so just keep checkin back in.
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

In Hindsight

I look back and really see where i lacked majorly. I could easily say that i am a better boyfriend tthan 75% of the field. But 75% just aint enough. I refused to express my emotions. I had them, I jus...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 08:26:00 PST

Weezy F. Baby Is...

Ok well I didn't have anything to controversial on my mind to speak about. But there has been this one issue just eating at my soul. I don't understand how people can be so ignorant! It's very disturb...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 03:48:00 PST

Dear God, Pt. II

Dear God,My fault. I was trippin last time I wrote you, and I honestly must say that, that was the last time I really talked to you. I mean I still don't understand why some things happen the way they...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

She ain't a ho, she just a...

Ok. Well Captain Keith just got his cape out the cleaners and is here to defend all the women with a strong sexual appetite. Just because a women likes to get down more than society approves of does n...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

Why Are Black People Crabs???

That's what we really are ( and when i say we i dont 100%. Im just talkin about the majority of Blacks I know). A bunch of crabs. (The real crabs... like seafood crabs). Crabs in a barrel. Instead of ...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 05:07:00 PST

A Different Type Of Poem From Me

We started out with bad luckNow we ain't got none at all.I fear my own ringtones,Kuz I'm afraid of gettin that call.The call that we all dread,And when we get it, it sends us up the wall.Phone rings.....
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Sun, 26 Mar 2006 04:33:00 PST

This is true...

At last a guy has taken thetime to write this all down.Finally, the guys' side of the story.(I must admit, it's pretty good.)We always hear"the rules"from the female side.Now here are the rules from t...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 03:37:00 PST

Dear God,

Dear God, First off i gotta say that i have been drinking heavily today. for a good four hours. Im trying to kill this bottle of whiskey. I'm looking for the answer to my problems in the bottom of th...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 03:25:00 PST

WHite People! Where are you at???

My friend posted this and it made me snicker. You pass me on the street and sneer in my direction.You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it's OK.But when I call you, nigger, Kike, To...
Posted by Master K. H. Harris II on Thu, 16 Feb 2006 10:14:00 PST