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Kænada!

spoonhumper

About Me

According to a recent test I feel that people view me like a drawing of a house that a small child has made with crayons. I view myself as a room with a rickety table, a single shelf with a single can of WD-40 and a hobo passed out in the corner, greasy as fuck.

also, i'm subliminally nautical...

My Interests

Jetpacks, shanks, chewbaccin'

I'd like to meet:

-Tinna Ævarsdottir (again).
-the creator of Achewood
-the characters from Achewood.
-Steve French

Music:

the downfall

Movies:

i'm working on the sequels to "Mac & Me" and "Milo & Otis"

Television:

You wouldn't believe how much time I have spent thinking about that skit the Kids in the Hall did about the guy who works in a Sausage factory...Update: Trailer Park Boys might be better than that skit, we shall see.

Books:

I'm illiterate

Heroes:

Larry Bird, those Wonder Showzen guys and maybe Fidel Castro. and anyone that can make interesting noises from a guitar who doesnt have the last name Van Halen.

My Blog

You’re going down Shil

Well, guess who's sexiness voice once again got nominated for "sexiest phone voice" at CMJ? If you guessed Bill Benson you are dead wrong. His vengence has come in the form of Team Clermont employee S...
Posted by Kænada! on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 11:49:00 PST

You're going down Bill

What's up suckers? I (believe it or not) have been nominated for an award at this years CMJ Music Marathon. It's for sexiest phone voice. The day after the nominations came up I got struck with a sore...
Posted by Kænada! on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

moustache/soul patch

1 week only. unless they get enough positive reaction.   also i am upset because i am listening to the new neil diamond yet for some reason cant prove it by posting it here
Posted by Kænada! on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 04:03:00 PST

a dream i had last night

i was on some sort of cruise, kid606 was there as was my friend emily. people had ice cream cones and then started to throw them at me. i was covered in ice cream and then started getting attacked by ...
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and the winner of best performance of the month award goes to...

MELT BANANA!!!
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

april part 4

fantomas last wednesday: awesome! i go to work and my fucking radiator explodes. so i cant drive into boston, luckily a train leaves salem at 9:13 so i get into the city around 10. nobody at the roxy ...
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

april part 3 (bands that begin with the letter M)

last friday... Mono from Japan. they sure were Japanese. Justin totally has the hots for their bass player. Also i had a fun time playing "Let's-laugh-at-that-guy-that-doesn't-belong". that shows winn...
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

april part two (Hella)

zach hill doesn't use a double bass pedal
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

april part 1

so just about every noise band i like decided to go on tour and play boston sometime in april. monday lightning bolt played and kicked ass. i went with rich and justin and had a great time. we got the...
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

interesting things i have done somewhat recently

i drank approximately one liter of vodka and 2 liters of red bull in about nine hours. i drove from houston to austin with a total stranger. i fixed a lightbulb by playing guitar loudly. i started a f...
Posted by Kænada! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST