Carpe Diem..what the hell does that mean.? |
Why is it that people speak different languages in America..For Instance Carpe Diem..Is that like Irish for something..Speak English..Public schools dont offer Irish as a foreign Language..so lets all...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:37:00 GMT |
Texas is not a state, Its a country.. |
Why is it that we allow Texas to be a part of America..Im pretty sure that because of the size, the population, and the lack of red white and blue americans, Texas should be considered its own country...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:23:00 GMT |
Im tall, why cant I play basketball.. |
Why is it that everytime I touch a baskeball people ask me why it is that I am touching the basketball..I feel that because of my height and stature that I should be able to yam a basketball down any ...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:17:00 GMT |
Corporations are like, the devil.. |
Why is it that everytime I go to metropolitan Chicago people look at me weird..I feel like an Outkast..Im just like everyone else..I sometimes feel that its necessary to yell random quotes from the mo...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 20:05:00 GMT |
Quarters are for homeless people. |
Why is it that everytime a homeless person comes up to me he asks me for money and not how my day went..maybe if one of those smelly fuckers would ask me how my day was I would feel better about givin...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 18:54:00 GMT |
My arms are too long |
So its been a long spring break..I realized one of my arms is longer than its opposite..I think that is because when I was a kid I used to hang from the monkey bars with my right arm..My right arm has...
Posted by on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 13:00:00 GMT |
