This blog is for you, no not you but you. Yes you. |
It's that time again where I begin to surf the waves of my inner monologue into a blog that nobody reads or pays attention to. If this gets awkward let me know. Why is awkward such an awkwardly spelle...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 10:32:00 PST |
If you read this blog you will die |
you just took a serious risk by reading this blog, i mean is it worth reading something knowing that after you get done reading you will die? ok maybe im too strange for myself but i wrote a poem abou...
Posted by Brett on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 12:12:00 PST |
James A. Garfield Americas 20th President |
Who would win in a Moon Walk fight? Neil Armstrong or Michael Jackson? I know what your thinking...the obvious choice would be to go with Neil Armstrong because his moon-walking skills are second to n...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 11:56:00 PST |
DO NOT READ 2.0 |
ive decided that im crazy. im so crazy i think im not crazy. but im only crazy to you. To me im just sane in a world that is deemed crazy by my peers. i can be a pioneer into the depths of my mind, bu...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:41:00 PST |
Seriously this time stop reading my blogs...for real |
cant you follow a simple command that is at hand? or do you have to betray for what i say about the truth of the tooth? what time is it? is it time to look a the clock? is it time to recognize what t...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:30:00 PST |
Suicidal Apple Sauce taste great |
If you are reading this dont, because this train of thought will hit you like a bird hitting a plane into an alternate universe where there are no planes and there are no birds. My mind gymnastics wil...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 26 May 2006 12:46:00 PST |
Flaming Lips and drinking tips |
First off, Flaming Lips kicked fucking ass on sunday. Now for the brett evans drinking tips. Now remember kids you have to be 21 to drink. Tip1- Make sure your beer or beverage has a lot of alchohol ...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 22 May 2006 12:29:00 PST |
Blogging is for bloggers II |
well once again its late as late gets. Its so late even the sandman is asleep. Its so late this might be one of my dreams. I might be dreaming about typing this very sentence and realize that Im dream...
Posted by Brett on Sat, 20 May 2006 01:16:00 PST |
Spy ware and internet marketing |
Spyware and the people who design it should be the new war the government announes. Im just waiting for President Bush to declare a war on Spyware before Hillary get ready to run, so Hillary will have...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 15 May 2006 01:19:00 PST |
Yeah! Alright he we go! |
Awesome, excellent, cowabunga? Finals are over, summer can officially start. I know that wait has been long, but it been well worth it. So fuck you, fuck your mom and fuck your little dog too, because...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 04 May 2006 01:21:00 PST |
