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PUMPKIN

“Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway"

About Me


I'm an acquired taste
Through experience I've learned that life can be summed up in 3 words:
It Goes On
I love to laugh and have fun. I smile all the time, which works out because I have a great smile
Sometimes a kiss on the forehead is sexier than making out
I always make the bed
At least pretend to understand me when I use big words
I know better than to believe me and my can of hairspray can destroy the planet
I hate it when people won’t take pics with the rest of the group when we're out. Get over yourself. Have some fun. Smile for the fucking camera.
Sometimes I can get a little moody.
I read books without pictures
My eyes get very squinty when I've been drinking
I like my hot chocolate at 140 degrees
I am independent and stubborn and I am not going to change my opinion just to impress you or bolster your ego. I’m always right, except that one time when I thought I was wrong.
I always smell good.
I will NEVER be "that girl"
I have AMAZING EYEBROWS
I am spontaneous
I always play to win
I respect law enforcement and the decisions they make. I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
I don't talk too fast, you just listen too slow
I am one of the most loyal people you'll ever meet
I've recently mastered the art of grilling, but I still think the grill is a man’s domain. Nothing is sexier than a man that can grill up a proper steak. I'll bake cookies or a pie or something.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor
I have cut off my nose to spite my face
Despite enjoying my rights as a woman, sometimes I wish I was a fifties housewife so I could bake cakes, read romance novels, and vacuum in high heals.
A margarita and a massage will always make me happy
I respect confidence and assertiveness

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Posted by PUMPKIN on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 04:07:00 PST

Ice Cold Beer and Neon Lights

Ledoux ChrisDallas Days and Fort Worth Nights Under the skies of old "Big D"He works a nine-to-fiveBending steel and driving nailsBy phone in a suit and tieHe fights traffic in his MercedesTo put on h...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 11:01:00 PST

This Year

Things I am determined to do this year: Play in the snow Learn to surf Take a vacation to another state Be happy with myself in a bikini Find a restaurant somewhere in the US of A that makes Cris...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Sun, 06 Jan 2008 01:56:00 PST

The Holidays

The holidays are simultaneously my favorite and least favorite time of the year ...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Tue, 04 Dec 2007 02:43:00 PST

Line Dancing

Line Dancing is, quite possibly, the greatest thing ever That is all  ...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:30:00 PST

Intent vs Effect

In his second Discourse, Jean-Jacques Rousseau delineates the inherent ambiguity of love. On the one hand, love as a moral notion can bring someone out of his or her narrow world of self-regard....
Posted by PUMPKIN on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 01:32:00 PST

Firecracker

Firecracker    By: Josh Turner When I look in her eyes It aint no surprise Sparks start a flyin' like the 4th of July She gets me so hot, my heart starts a pumpin' When we get to kissin', th...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

Who Cares?


Posted by PUMPKIN on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 03:46:00 PST

If you have a chance....

Pray for me   I could use it ...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 11:48:00 PST

In case you didn't know....

Through experience I've learned that life can be summed up in 3 words: It Goes On I love to laugh and have fun. I smile all the time, which works out because I have a great smile Sometimes a kiss o...
Posted by PUMPKIN on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST