Ode to an ex |
these are the REASONS WHY I'M GLAD WE'RE NOT TOGETHER, in no particular order of importance : 1. you are fucking OLD. old, old, old. I only date men UNDER 30 and you are 35 altho you would never ...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 07:36:00 PST |
Tagged!!!!!!!!! |
Rules in this game of tag are simple...once you've been tagged you must write a blog with ten weird, random things, little known facts or habits about yourself. At the end choose at least 10 people to...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 09:28:00 PST |
Apple Tree Love |
Women and men are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. Most men and women don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead,...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 05:55:00 PST |
Just a little change |
Even the most pleasurable experience can become dull and unpleasant if it continues on and on with no end. Even the most magnificent surroundings can feel like a prison if you're unable to take a brea...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 05:42:00 PST |
The top 10 reasons he is Mr. Wrong |
Wouldn't it be great if all the loser guys of the world had to wear a big florescent L on their foreheads? That way all of the good single women would know exactly whom to stay away from. Unfort...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 09:16:00 PST |
The eve of my 37th birthday |
Reflecting on me as a woman, who is middle age...that sucks to even say...I have crows feet firmly planted on the corners of my eyes. I have smile lines on the corners of my mouth and strategica...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Sat, 17 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST |
NC Labor Camp...Brilliant |
An owner of 2 migrant labor camps based in NC. and FL. has been sentenced to 30 years in prison for hiring addicts and homeless people at minimum wage and then selling them crack cocaine and beer at i...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:39:00 PST |
The unintentional one-night stand |
In the beginning&God created man. Not long after this beginning, he created women. Unfortunately, he left out the guide for the two of them to co-exist in the same garden. Naturally, this leads to man...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 12:20:00 PST |
My boyfriend application |
1.
FIRST OF ALL.... Are you looking for a girlfriend of some sort right now?Yes! That's why I am here!Maybe, not sure...No, I am taken. This is just to pass the time.I am looking for ANOTHER gi...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 05:13:00 PST |
Ten things I said to Dare County dispatch right after getting rear ended by a drunk Mexican |
My Friday Night
Top 10 things I said to Dare county dispatch right after getting rear-ended by a drunk Mexican...DIAZ ~Where is the nearest I.N.S. office anyways?NUEVE ~Can you log onto WWW.GETTHI...
Posted by The best fruit comes from California on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 09:08:00 PST |
