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About Me

I was born in California, but enjoy spending as much time as possible in Mexico, especially "la casa rodante en la playa." I have a fairly warped sense of humor, but I have learned that if you don't have one, life turns a crappy shade of brown. PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST ADD WITHOUT FIRST LEAVING A MESSAGE. If you need more information, feel free to ask!!

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

Bill Wilson and Dr. Bob Smith...talk about visionaries!.. my grandma Boyer who was a liberated woman before it was "the thing to do." Michael Jordan because he is a class act...Jesse Jackson so I could bitch slap him...The Good Right Rev. Al Sharpton for pretty much the same reason...Hillary so I could give her some good, sound marriage counseling...Britney Spears so I could give her a GOOD haircut...MAJR so I could find out first hand if he's as sexy as his voice...the other 3 delinquents up close and personal...Paris The Snothole Hilton so I could hear her critique the L.A. County Jail system...

Music:

My music taste is mucho eclectic..everything from Andrea Bocelli to ZZ Top with a little Nitty Gritty Dirt Band and K.T. Oslin thrown in for giggles.

Books:

I read everything by John Lescroat, Wilbur Smith, Michael Connolly, Dan Brown, Jeffrey Deaver, James Patterson, David Baldacci

Heroes:

My dad, my grandpa Webb and the women whose footprints I get to follow. My mom because she gets up in the morning whistling "Happy Days Are Here Again!"

My Blog

Health Q & A

HEALTH QUESTION & ANSWER SESSION Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true? A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste them ...
Posted by Ohmm..Ohmm on Mon, 21 May 2007 06:28:00 PST

Why I've decided my cell phone is a guy

I am convinced that my cell phone is really a guy for the following reasons: 1 It drops me or stops servicing me at the most inopportune times 2 It interrupts me righ...
Posted by Ohmm..Ohmm on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:05:00 PST

How come I'm so happy??

I absolutely insist on having a good time. If you don't, life turns a crappy shade of brown! I have a perfectly wonderful man in my life...of course, he's old, but still serviceable...had ...
Posted by Ohmm..Ohmm on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 08:51:00 PST