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About Me

I was born in a Shaolin Monastery in Shenzhen, China. My parents were Missionaries who left me shortly after I was born as they were feeling pressure from the Communist government . I was raised there by the Monks until the age of 12, where I learned the ancient Martial Art of Shaolin Kung Fu. It was at this age that I really began to understand how different I was from the other children there. The elder monks and myself came to a mutual agreement that I should leave the monastery and try to seek out my natural parents and reclaim my family. I then left on my own in search of my abandoning parents, with $200 and a mule to my name. I was able to make it to Beijing where I landed a job as a towel boy at a local Massage parlor. Working at the parlor I also became acquainted w/ several members of the Triad, the deadliest gang in China. They took me under their wing and treated me as one of their own kids. I was torn and in quite a predicament, as I had high moral value from the monks and I knew the Triad stood for everything I was against. If the monks knew I was associating w/ the Triad they would feel betrayed and want to disown me.One day Sun Ling, the fiercest henchman for the Triad, and the most popular patron of the massage parlor asked me to do something that could change my life forever.....to be continued.

My Interests

80's stuff, The Transformers, Karate Kid, GI JOE, movies, music, computers, comedy, making people laugh, drinking, going out, megatouch, basketball, football, running, swimming, the beach, reading, traveling, fixing things, pipe dreams, spontaneity, over-analyzing, bad decisions, being a loser

I'd like to meet:

Anyone thats cool and can take a joke. I can get along with anyone, and can/will talk about anything...seriously though-- Einstein, Lincoln, MLK, Michael Jordan, Donald Trump, Genghis Khan, Socrates, Plato, Hendrix, Biggie, Ice Cube, Brooke Burke, Flavor Flav, Minnie Driver, Eddie Murphy, Will Ferrell, Lucy Liu, Mike Myers, Dave Chapelle, Oliver Stone, Bill Clinton, and many more

Music:

The Used, Brand New, Styx, Bosstones, Eddie Murphy, AK1200, Outkast, Billy Joel, Story of the Year, DJ Icey, Baby Anne, Blink, Lionel Richie, Rick West, MXPX, Sum 41, Taking Back Sunday, The Beatles, Steppenwolf, Sting (The Police), Armor For Sleep, Lagwagon, Mike and Charlie, Midtown, Jim Croce, Straylight Run, Michael Jackson, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, DMB, Pink Floyd, DJ CIA, Karate High School, Billy Talent, Dropkick Murphys, Annie Lennox, Jack Johnson, G-Love, Public Enemy, Eminem, New Found Glory, Bob Marley, Eric B, BSB, Run DMC, LL, Eagles, Hendrix, Stones, Eric Beretta, Alkaline Trio, De La Soul, Motion City Soundtrack, Pepper, Fall Out Boy, Boxcar, Don Johnson, NWA, Talking Heads, Cake, Fleetwood Mac, BNL, Transplants, Motion City Soundtrack...

Movies:

Duuuude...What does mine SAY??!?!
Sweeeetttttt....what does mine say?!?!?
Duuudddeeee....What does mine SAY?!?!?!?
SWEEETTT-TUH...What does mine SAY?!?!??!?!

"If I had been drinking from the toilet I might have been killed!"
"Your gun is digging into my hip!"

"I'll keep it on the low down" - "down low" - "no doubt"

"I'm your Huckleberry"

"meow"

"Samsonite! I knew it started with an S"

enough said

Television:

Pretty much any sports, particularly basketball and football...any shows on Vegas...WSOP, WPT, Discovery, Boiling Points, Bam, Fuse, MTV2, ESPN, Bob Ross, Sunday Night Sex Show, Stern

Books:

I read whatever strikes my eye and is well written....All of Dan Brown's books were great, Crichton, Crime and Punishment, Isaac Asimov, etc...

Heroes:

My Family

My Blog

the evidence continues to mount...

Fri Mar 23, 10:09 AM ET LONDON (AFP) - Alcohol is nearly as harmful as heroin and tobacco is more dangerous than cannabis, LSD or ecstasy, according to a new classification table of drugs published...
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 11:05:00 PST

HALLOWEEN '05

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Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 06:11:00 PST

Ahhhh Hawai'i...

Well it's my last night in Hawaii. I'm pretty bummed as this place is the coolest place I have ever been. It kind of reminds me of key west a little, except there are volcanoes here, and there are lik...
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

road trip update

Well we're still in Tallahasse after a arrival time of 2:00am last night. Even though we got in late, I still managed to find 2 parties :) It looks like we're going to stay tonight here and leave e...
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

addicted

I think I am addicted to Hot or Not!!! I love that site...it absolutely consumes you. But I give everyone 10's...I think it's good for my karma.
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

comment virgins?

I wonder if the people who write "I just popped your comment cherry" and "I took your comment virginity" are the same people who signed yearbooks like "I just signed your crack"? ...
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

test blog

this is a test blog....i will post a real blog when i see if the test blog passes....but then again I dont know what to write yet, so gimme some time.
Posted by sweeter than a plate of yams with extra syrup on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST