Li'l Quap

Brian --
[adjective]:
Tastes like fried chicken
I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4
"All that you know burns away into dust, so many lives, so many Innocent... Burn..." - Fear Factory
"You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse..." - Zao
"Fuck these chains, no God-damn slave, I will be different... I stand here defiantly, my middle finger raised, Fuck your prejudice!" - Machine Head
"Scream your lungs out, wait for laughter... You don't have to wait forever, it's the next disaster..." - In Flames
"Forgive me father, for I have sinned... Find me guilty when true guilt is from within..." - Metallica
"Nothing I can say, nothing I can do... Gotta get away, get away from you... As I look to the skies..." - gODHEAD
"Can you explain to me how... You're so evil... How? I think you know the truth... There's a hole in the earth, I'm out..." - Deftones
"Disclosure, self-loathing, this time you've gone too far. Or could it be, my nemesis, that you are me?" - Children Of Bodom
"It's one for the money, two for the show, straight to Hell is where I go..." - Soilwork
"The irritation we're pretending not to show has replaced the motivation that I had not long ago..."- Spineshank
"And those who resisted were dragged out from their homes, this necklace was fashioned out of their teeth and bones..." - From Autumn To Ashes
"What have I become, my sweetest friend? Everyone I know goes away, in the end..." - Nine Inch Nails
"Watch as I deceive you in Hell!" - Mnemic
"We stay different. I guess different minds think alike, we the children of the night..." - Twiztid
"One last song... I want to give this world. Before it is gone, one last song..." - SOiL
"Shoot me up, and fuck me like a whore..." - KMFDM
"When you are suffering, know that I have betrayed you..." - Marilyn Manson
"I'm sorry that I'm still breathing and that I'll kill again..." - Atreyu
"But we are dead... So, are we now invincible?" - Chimaira
"Robot bitches want a back massage, They may not be real, but their tits is large..." - mc chris
I'm Brian.
Most call me Li'l Quap, but Mandy and Bri call me Kangaroo
I'm a work in progress, to say the least. There's a lot of things to know about me, but I don't feel like making this section 5 miles longer than it already is.
Long story short: I'm not perfect, and I don't try to be anymore. I love my friends with all my heart, as they've been the only thing constant in my life for the past few years. If I care about you, don't take it for granted, because it doesn't happen very often. If I hate you, then it's in your best interests to stay away. I'm a musician of sorts, vocalist by specifics. It's what I love to do. I'm currently single, for whatever that's worth. I believe in my own power to shape destiny and the world, not the power of a "higher entity." I don't push that on people, but it's my system. I don't smoke or do drugs, and I very seldomly drink, but I don't act superior about not doing those things. Time truly mellowed my stance on that business. I've got a deep admiration for the darker things in the world, but at the same time, I'm fairly cheerful. Bearing that in mind, however, I'm far from optimistic. I'm odd, but underneath my quirks lies a person who is worth getting to know. If you'd like to talk to me, I'm pretty much always on AIM when I'm home.

AIM = MyVirusYourGift

TY. Have a nice day, and all that jazz. :-)

Quotes from my friends:

'It's not the wind, though, but it's like the air ciruclating or some shit...' - CJ's words of wisdom

"I'll disgrace the dead if I want to, Mom!" - K-Hizzle

"He's a necrophiliac... That means he's afraid of spiders." - Mike Ssssssssmith

"Are you trying to mosh me?"..."Oh dear God, my ribs!"..."Eh, you don't need 'em." - James, myself, and Kenny

"Oh, yeah... I love the Mac. Definitely the Mac... ...Ahh... Tell me about it..." - Stepnitz

"What, you've never seen someone in their boxers before? Faggot." - Adam
"Mr. Rusty... will you date me? ...Hard?" - Renizzle and Ohio Bryan combined-ed
"Moonbounce? Hell to the yeah!" - Me
"Bennifer Jackson is a sexual camel." - Jeremy
"Well, I think 'sexual camel' means that you can go for days on end in the desert without getting laid." - Me again, in reference to above.
"Wait... Did she just ask if Chewbacca was Jewish?" - James
"Man, don't make me give you the goat..." - Mark
"Fucking MySpace, man..." - Me
"I hate assholes who stare at you, ESPECIALLY IN DENNY'S!" - K-Hizzle
"Good God, Brian! Give up, it's gone. The milkshake is dead." - Mark
"Out-fart the gorilla? That's just re-god-damn-diculous." - K-Hizzle
"Is it just me, or does it smell like sex in here?" - Kevin
"I gotta bomb-bomb. It's poking out." - Bobby
"Hey Brian, how about you shut the fuck up?" - Mark
"Shut up, you stupid Jew. I'll kill you in your sleep." - Mark again
"Somebody fucked that guardrail up...(a look in my general direction)" - Dad
"MOONBOUNCE PARTY------!!!" - Bennifer Jackson himself
"Dude... There's a paintball in my pocket? How'd you get hit in the pocket, Brian?" - Kenny
"One of the 'orange containment sacks'?" - Ben
"Liquid Sky Mix touched my head." - Ray
"Only you would call an ass-pimple a jiggler." - Kenny
"Thirteen months!" - James
"I don't want my room to smell like fuckin' New Jersey" - Kenny
"This angered Angry Dick!." - Kevin (it's from an old blog of his)
"MOSCOW!!!" - Steve (one of the coolest people... EVER)
"I'll be like, 'Listen God, I'm Lil Bare.'" - Kris
"Quap"..."Queef"..."Quack" - Me, Steve, and Kenny
"Let's go to RoFo, because LaFa just sucks ass." - Me
"How does this work?"..."It works well." - Kenny as Stepnitz
"Turkeys?!" - Stepnitz
"You don't question steak! The purpose of steak is, 'I am steak, you eat me.'" - Matthew
"Rehoboth Beach? On Gay Pride Day? What was your dad thinking, Li'l Quap?!" - Steve
"So, I've been wondering this since I was five... Where the fuck is Optimus Prime's mouth?" - Me.
"Well, he's like the Shredder. He has one of those mouthguard things on his face." - Steve
"Fear the mighty space sphincter!" - Kenny
"I'll rip out your opticals!" - Megatron in the Transformers Movie ('86, not '07)
"Gassing the Kurds? Hahahahaha!" - Troy
"I'll give you a drink of my Sunpop..." - Steve to Renee, I believe.
"Dude! The Target bag and 3 Musketeers wrapper are stuck around your antenna!" - James
"I never knew E.T. was the best selling movie ever... I just knew there was a bicycle and the moon." - Kenny
"People just don't get it." - Mandy
"That sex and food go hand in hand?" - Me
"They wouldn't call me the Mrs. if they knew of my sexual prowess. Don't let the hair fool you..." - Matthew
"Brian. You don't need to wear a suit and tie to view my tits!" - Renee
"Dude, say 'freshly opened cans' again!" - James
"Do you do meth?" ... "Why not?" - James
"Flaccid penis funk." - Alex
"Today is God's gift to you. That's why we call it the present." - A church sign around Thanksgiving.
"Stop, drop and roll does not work in Hell" - A church sign near my house.

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