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About Me

I make a lot of faces and noises that some soak in like sunshine and others write off like the cast of Diff'rent Strokes. I deflect shyness with sarcasm, but I rebut sarcasm with logic while fighting logic with imagination. It's a vicious cycle I'm in. In general I do a terrible job of explaining my spiritual beliefs to people. I think that's the way it should be. I don't think the explanations of the universe and all that's intertwined in it are ready for words. But the potential is there and perhaps this is what we are evolving into... one universal energy. I think it's adorable that people drift towards an absolute right or wrong. It shows conviction and commitment and projects a sense of understanding and knowledge in the same way of a real estate agent or car salesman explaining how smart of a deal you're getting. But it's all in the mind. There is no sense in letting everything get so heavy that you can no longer grasp anything. There must be a certain amount of lightness in the life to allow ourselves to pass through the day without constant anguish. To me, the sense of humor must be strengthened and practiced and freed, for many times it is our only source of fuel. I guess what I'm basically saying is I don't know what the fuck happened to the tan M&M and it's demise is both tormenting and saddening to me. Corporate hacks... always fuckin up the best parts of things.

My Interests

being. thrift store shopping. traveling. fun socks. odd movies. fountains. camping. road trips. acting. oceans. bars. meditation. coffee with bailey's in the morning after an honest sleep. odd sex positions. live music. white russians. painting. writing. sketching. stashing things drunk then later making a small little chistmas day out of it when you find it. Re-arranging chairs at restaurants to form a boat. Being the captain. Hanging the Drewtopia flag and quickly signing it into the Drewtopia navy for "national defense". fighting anyone who charges the ship. Even the police. Charging them with war crimes when they try to "liberate" me.

I'd like to meet:

Bill Hicks. John Lennon. Townes Van Sandt. But they're all dead. I also woudn't mind meeting someone with a treehouse. Or a cave. Or really any place with a secret trap door. If you live in the Clue house, I'll marry you. Or be your butler. Or Colonel Mustard. Anyone but Mr. Boddy... I think he dies first.

Music:

The more authentic the better no matter the style. Blues, Folk, something with a fiddle maybe. The Beatles, Johnny Cash, Carolyn Wonderland, Willie Nelson, Warren Hood. The Hudsons. Scott Biram, The Red Elvises, Bob Dylan, Cat Stevens, Arcade Fire, Gary Clark Jr, Neil Young, Ruthie Foster, Voxtrot, The Format, Rufus Wainwright, The Flaming Lips, Amy Winehouse, Townes Van Zandt, Lucinda Williams, Malford Milligan, Kings of Leon, Jeff Buckley, Modest Mouse, Elliott Smith, Damien Rice, Ry Cooder, Southern Culture on the Skids, Ben Folds, Beck, The Black Keys, The White Stripes, Radiohead, Fiona "this world is bullshit" Apple, The Grateful Dead, Jimi Hendrix, Muddy Waters, Skip James, Robert Johnson, T-Bone Walker, The Rolling Stones, T-Rex, Alpha Blondy, Tom Waits. Creedence.

Movies:

Easy Rider. The Big Lebowski. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. American Psycho. Annie Hall. Paris, TX. The Good the Bad and the Ugly. Once upon a Time in the West. Rambo (oh yeah... Rambo damnit). Pulp Fiction. Dirty Harry. Snatch. Adaptation. Clockwork Orange. The Departed. Mean Streets. Harold and Maude. Vernon, FL. Life Aquatic. Rushmore. Ghostworld. Crumb. Babel. Crash. Memento. One Flew Over the Cookoo's Nest. The Silence of the Lambs. Christian Bale, Clint Eastwood, Robert Redford, Robert De Niro, Jack Nick, Al Pacino, Faye Dunaway and Paul Newman movies.

Television:

TV's don't kill people, TV shows do. Besides, there hasn't been a decent show on since ALF. Motherfuckin ALF man... always chasin cat....

Books:

I like the way Hunter S wrote. Bukowski. Daniel Quinn. Vonnegut, Eddy Joe Cotton, Dan Millman, JD Salinger, Jared. Some books I've read on Hugo Chavez, Vietnam, and physics have been good. The Alchemist. The Story of B. Ishmael. Post Office. Ham on Rye. Zen, and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance. Blindness. Into the Wild. The Dancing Wu Li Masters. Hobo. Confederacy of Dunces.

Heroes:

John Lennon. Abbie Hoffman. Bukowski. Eddy Joe Cotton. Chris McCandles. My Grandfather. Woody Guthrie. Joaquin Phoenix. Christian Bale. Austin's one and only Leslie, Jack Nick, The bum on 6th street that asked me for a dollar then turned me down when I only had .40,

My Blog

the shakeoff 2007 wall

-my mustache ate my face-life is what it is... just agree to disagree-eat drink & be merry-ignorance is the belief in injustice and tragedy-what the catapilliar cries his end... the butterfly call...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 06:25:00 PST

the day after

So the shakeoff went down nicely. Thank you to all the ones that made the fine choice of coming out. It was a blast and will have to be done again. To the ones that didn't make it, I can only share th...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 11:52:00 PST

depressing discovery

So it has come to my attention that I have something odd with me. I have recently found out something quite rotten and tragic about my body that I never knew existed. I'm basically a freak now. I gue...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 08:57:00 PST

The Shakeoff 3.0

Ok people, The Shakeoff tomorrow will now begin at 9pm. I'm pushing it back as there were enough people that can't make it by 8, that wanted to be there for it. So if you're coming for the party, try...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 07:06:00 PST

little puffem products

I'm pretty much convinced that rice crispy treats are the greatest food product on earth. A bold statement? Perhaps but you really have to dive into these things to get a handle on how the essence of...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 08:00:00 PST

coal mine strangetinous

i don't know what's going on here. I have alcohol blood and timbering fingers. not timbering, but maybe wavering. in fact timbering is way off. that would imply that my fingers were some sort of wood...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:00:00 PST

Tag

Tag Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, listing their names and why you chose them, leave them a...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 09:38:00 PST

They call me.. Archibald Ironcat

I didn't go to bed until 3AM last night. I had been at this party, saddled up in lingerie, and had just slipped my pants back on when I found myself in the unfortunate circums...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 09:13:00 PST

video games and murderous dictators

A Wii remote control is insanely expensive and tough to find used or cheap online. You either get ganked on the shipping, or the remote sensor doesn't work thus defeating the very purpose of the contr...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 10:21:00 PST

wow. thank you myspace for fucking me straight up the anus

You know, I came home from work, was having a little dinner. I was alone. It was quiet. All the little animals were asleep in their wombs. I decided to fill out this damn survey that someone had poste...
Posted by Ðrewtopian" on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 10:41:00 PST