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I enjoy writing, wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, martial arts (Muay Thai, Shidokan Karate, Hapkido), ultimate & cage fighting, gymnastics, dance (jazz, ballet, hip-hop & funk), clubbing, moshing, movies, music, scrapbooking, being creative, tattoos (currently have eight & wanting more), VERY open minded people, working out, weight training, the military, jamming to music, poetry, animals, journalism, keyboard/piano playing, euphoria & the color black...MARTIAL ARTS: SHIDOKAN KARATE, JUDO/JUJITSU, HAPKIDO, TAE KWON DO
I LOVE BOXING & KICKBOXING... BUT MY ALL TIME FAVE IS MUAY THAI!I'll probably ALWAYS be in school for one thing or another! I've had NUMEROUS majors in college... guess you can say I'm rather "undecided" (or just have a short attention span). Or perhaps I have WAY too many interests to stick with just one thing. In the past I've majored in and/or studied Theater/Drama, Criminal Justice/Private Investigation, Business, Psychology, Education, Mortuary Science & English/Journalism. I have a Degree in Audio Engineering and am a Certified Personal Trainer and Martial Arts Instructor. I currently work as a Personal Trainer/Martial Arts Instructor in addition to my job as a Mixed Sessions Fighter.My resume consists of a wide variety of jobs. I truly LOVE what I do for a living now and will probably always be - in one way or the other - a part of both the fighting business AND entertainment industry (mainly acting)... and I certainly can NEVER picture myself NOT being a writer, even if it's just for "me." I do plan on returning to school again eventually and may continue my studies in at least one of the fields I mentioned above (and will most likely start up yet another major!) Some of the jobs I have held in the past outside the fighting & entertainment businesses include Veterinary Assistant, Private Investigator, Morgue Attendant, Recording Engineer, Correctional Officer & Transcriptionist.I've mainly done internet/website/print modeling & still work on a spare time basis as a model as well as an actress. I also LOVE to write and have had various articles, poems & stories published in the past for several books, magazines & newspapers.I LOVE TO KICK! SIDEKICKS, ROUNDHOUSE, HOOK KICKS, ETC. BUT I'M MOSTLY KNOWN FOR MY DEVASTATING AXE KICK.DISLIKES: Obviously I have quite a few interests, but I also have a LOT of "hates!" Since I've rambled on already about so many of the things I enjoy or am interested in, here's a handful of stuff that I dislike (or that just pisses me off): Judgemental & closed minded people, people who are two-faced or phoney, groupies/skanks/sluts, male whores, racism, sexism, zoos/circuses & any other shit that includes animals in entertainment, animal testing, religious fanatics, liars, obnoxious drunks, waiting in line, waking up, winter, anxiety, pro-life activists, cheaters, bugs, rain, thieves, computer cowards, welfare moochers, porn obsessed men, women who degrade themselves by doing porn, various holidays, so-called American Citizens who can't read, write or speak English, spoiled brats, talk radio, clowns, taxes, politics, marriage, cell phones, war, gangs, hate crimes, the war on drugs & guns, nosey neighbors, certain types of "pride," parades, museams, sports that involve no contact, bullies, fraternities, insurance policies, the IRS, the judicial system, fur, seafood, bees, allergies, talk shows, red meat, church, people with no sense of humor, math, smoking bans, plastic surgery freaks, girls who don't shave, people with bad body odor, stains, babies having babies, rudeness, eating disorders, bitchy people who complain about every little thing, flannel, plumber's butt, certain accents, loan sharks, lawyers, doctors, dark chocolate, high heels, coffee, shitty mail service, greedy people, pervs, being sick, initiation fees, mall rats, gym rats, obligations, alarm clocks, elevators, crowds, sweating, bosses and society as a whole.***
STAYING LIMBER IS IMPORTANT!!GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS OF DANCE & GYMNASTICS LESSONS PAID OFF!I ALWAYS PREFER TO FIGHT MEN...BUT ALSO LOVE TO BEAT UP CHICKS! :)
You scored as Jigsaw. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face.
You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.
Jigsaw
Hannibal Lecter
Candyman
Freddy Krueger
Pinhead
Captain Spaulding
Jason Voorhees
Michael Myers
Leatherface
Buffalo Bill
I'm a loner at heart and prefer to express myself creatively through writing and fighting. I'm my own best friend (and worst enemy for that matter). I can be very sweet or very pissy, depending on what mood you catch me in! So perhaps the REAL question here (after knowing the above details) is WHO would want to meet ME? Obviously, men interested in sessions should contact me - BUT SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE. (Potential clients are encouraged to e-mail me at my business e-mail rather than message me). PLEASE NOTE: I am NOT interested in meeting ANYONE for a "date" and I do NOT cater to those who are seeking a hardcore dominatrix. I do NOT do hardcore domination sessions so please keep that in mind if that's what you're looking for. I DO do sessions that can be both physically challenging & humiliating. Photographers/directors looking to book me for an acting/modeling assignment can view my portfolio at OMP (model 9414) & contact me via e-mail with complete details regarding shoots. I also provide personal training & teach martial arts/self-defense (private, semi-private & group instructional training classes available). Martial arts training also includes physical fitness conditioning, street self-defense and varied techniques from Shidokan Karate, Kickboxing, Muay Thai, Hapkido, Tae Kwon Do, Judo/Jujitsu, ground fighting, wrestling/grappling, etc. I SPECIALIZE IN BEGINNERS WITH LITTLE TO NO EXPERIENCE, but all levels are welcomed to inquire of course, as well as all ages. If you're interested in personal training and/or martial arts & self-defense lessons, contact me for further details. And anyone else who just wants to bullshit can message me - BUT DON'T PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN A SESSION WHEN YOU TRULY AREN'T! Just be REAL and NOT fake!PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME WITH ANY CRAP THAT SAYS SOMETHING SUCH AS "I CAN TAKE YOU" OR "I CAN KICK YOUR ASS" OR ANY TYPE OF SO-CALLED CHALLENGE. THIS INCLUDES MESSAGES THAT STATE "YOU'RE A WIMP," "I BET I CAN BEAT YOU UP" OR "I WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT" OR ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT. (I'M NOT HERE TO CHAT WITH PEOPLE SUCH AS THIS, I'M HERE TO KICK ASS!) COMPUTER COWARDS (AS I CALL THESE PEOPLE) NEED A LIFE - BAD. THESE IMMATURE MESSAGES AREN'T SERIOUS INQUIRIES, AREN'T GONNA BE CONSIDERED AS BEING FROM LEGIT PEOPLE & WILL NOT RECEIVE A RESPONSE FROM ME. THE SAME CAN BE SAID WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO ENJOY SENDING MESSAGES OF A THREATENING NATURE. YOUR JEALOUSY IS AMUSING YET PATHETIC. GET OVER YOURSELF - AGAIN, YOU WILL BE IGNORED! AND DON'T ASK ME TO FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.
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LOCAL: Marazene, Lockjaw, Digital Mindy, TWC, Hairbanger's Ball... My taste in music is extremely varied. I like a little bit of almost everything including rock, rap, hip-hop, dance, light music, metal, hairbands, classic rock and so on... To name a few of my fave music groups will be quite tough but in a nutshell here ya go: Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Guns N' Roses, Danzig, D12, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, 50 Cent, Tupac, Nickelback, Megadeth, Van Halen, The Donnas, The Doors, The Beatles, Nirvana, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Ted Nugent, Billy Joel, NWA, Pantera, Metallica, Slayer, Skid Row, Poison, Papa Roach, Simple Plan, Heart, AC/DC, Jim Carroll Band, Black Sabbath.... well, I could go on forever...
Everything from drama to comedy to horror to "chick flicks." Fave movies include American History X, The Basketball Diaries, Girlstown, Boy's Don't Cry, Save The Last Dance, Full Metal Jacket, Crash, 10 Things I Hate About You, House of 1,000 Corpses, Girl, Speed, Never Been Kissed, Drop Dead Fred, Perfect Body, American Beauty, Selena, Sleepers, Private Parts, Devil's Rejects, Saw, Saw II, Thirteen, Road Trip, Cheech And Chong's Next Movie, Center Stage, Girlfight, Million Dollar Baby, South Central, While You Were Sleeping, Boys N The Hood, G.I. Jane, Big Girls Don't Cry, Gang Related, Training Day, South Park, John Q, Office Space, Miss Congeniality, What Women Want, Poetic Justice, Shallow Hal, Singles, The Man In The Moon, White Chicks, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Craft, Enough, 8 Mile, Billy Jack, Meet The Parents, What About Bob, Go, The Accused, No One Would Tell, She Cried No, When A Man Loves A Woman, Beaches, Homeroom, The Blues Brothers, Quarterback Princess, Fire With Fire, Over The Top, Gone In The Night, Stand By Me and LOTS of others
Law And Order SVU, Sex And The City, Days Of Our Lives, Intervention and old re-runs of Roseanne & ER.
..I prefer biographies, autobiographies, nonfiction books and books about Wicca and the Native Americans. Fave authors include S.E. Hinton and Stephen King. A few of my fave books are Gone In The Night, All She Wanted, The Basketball Diaries and The Outsiders.
Everyone who has served in the military, especially my Uncle Sam Pentecost (RIP) and my cousin Todd Pentecost (US Army).Marshall Mathers, Lorainna Bobbit, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Jim Carroll...