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Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~

Loved by some, hated by more, envied by many, wanted by plenty and feared by all...

About Me


I'm a fighter who works as a sessions wrestler, kickboxer, martial artist, model, actress & writer. I'm known as "the sweetheart with a mean streak." Care to find out why? Didn't think so. ;) If I'm feeling social, I enjoy making people laugh with my utter goofyness. And if I offend you - GOOD! :) Oh, and what exactly IS a "sessions wrestler?" More or less, I get paid to beat up men. Cool, eh? ;) In a more detailed nutshell, in this industry a "session" is when a male client participates in a match of his choice (such as wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, martial arts, ballbusting, beatdown, etc) with a female who does these sessions for a living. Yes, it is a paid BUSINESS and yes, there are HUNDREDS of females throughout the world who do this & are advertised in the mixed sessions business. But doing sessions & fighting is actually just a very small part of my life. I'm into so many different things it's like I'm a dozen people trapped in one body. Besides wrestling, boxing/kickboxing & beating the crap outta men in martial arts matches, I also model, act & write in my spare time. I've been in several videos (female vs female AND female vs male) that are produced at various websites. I produce my own fighting videos which can be found at my main website. The videos I do myself range from everything from mixed wrestling to boxing/kickboxing to martial arts, etc. Oh, did I mention I also enjoy dominating men as well? Yes, just another fetish of mine! ARE YOU STILL PAYING ATTENTION??? (::shrug::)An interesting fact a lot of people have enjoyed chewing on is my relation to John Bell. Most of you know of him from the movie "An American Haunting" (which was based on the true story of the "Bell Witch of Tennessee"). Whether or not you believe in the paranormal, I personally don't fear the dead. However, being related to John Bell IS both interesting AND disturbing for obvious reasons! In any case, if you did see the movie and were confused by it, I don't blame you. The book is much better and explains what truly happened to the Bell Family in further detail.PLEASE do NOT contact me about sessions if you haven't at least LOOKED at my website first or know nothing about the business. I'm more than happy to answer questions & so forth, but business related issues are usually directed to my business e-mail address through my main website. And it does get fairly obvious when people contact me for a session & have no clue as to what a session is. (If you had visited my website in the first place, you'd have an idea at least!) But I WILL tell you right now what a session is NOT - and that means it has NOTHING to do with sex, nudity, porn, etc., and EVERYTHING to do with FIGHTING & KICKING ASS. Need more details? Again, visit my website FIRST - then drop me a line. Thank you for your cooperation. ;)

My Interests



Click to join KrisCarresGroup I enjoy writing, wrestling, boxing, kickboxing, martial arts (Muay Thai, Shidokan Karate, Hapkido), ultimate & cage fighting, gymnastics, dance (jazz, ballet, hip-hop & funk), clubbing, moshing, movies, music, scrapbooking, being creative, tattoos (currently have eight & wanting more), VERY open minded people, working out, weight training, the military, jamming to music, poetry, animals, journalism, keyboard/piano playing, euphoria & the color black...MARTIAL ARTS: SHIDOKAN KARATE, JUDO/JUJITSU, HAPKIDO, TAE KWON DO I LOVE BOXING & KICKBOXING... BUT MY ALL TIME FAVE IS MUAY THAI!I'll probably ALWAYS be in school for one thing or another! I've had NUMEROUS majors in college... guess you can say I'm rather "undecided" (or just have a short attention span). Or perhaps I have WAY too many interests to stick with just one thing. In the past I've majored in and/or studied Theater/Drama, Criminal Justice/Private Investigation, Business, Psychology, Education, Mortuary Science & English/Journalism. I have a Degree in Audio Engineering and am a Certified Personal Trainer and Martial Arts Instructor. I currently work as a Personal Trainer/Martial Arts Instructor in addition to my job as a Mixed Sessions Fighter.My resume consists of a wide variety of jobs. I truly LOVE what I do for a living now and will probably always be - in one way or the other - a part of both the fighting business AND entertainment industry (mainly acting)... and I certainly can NEVER picture myself NOT being a writer, even if it's just for "me." I do plan on returning to school again eventually and may continue my studies in at least one of the fields I mentioned above (and will most likely start up yet another major!) Some of the jobs I have held in the past outside the fighting & entertainment businesses include Veterinary Assistant, Private Investigator, Morgue Attendant, Recording Engineer, Correctional Officer & Transcriptionist.I've mainly done internet/website/print modeling & still work on a spare time basis as a model as well as an actress. I also LOVE to write and have had various articles, poems & stories published in the past for several books, magazines & newspapers.I LOVE TO KICK! SIDEKICKS, ROUNDHOUSE, HOOK KICKS, ETC. BUT I'M MOSTLY KNOWN FOR MY DEVASTATING AXE KICK.DISLIKES: Obviously I have quite a few interests, but I also have a LOT of "hates!" Since I've rambled on already about so many of the things I enjoy or am interested in, here's a handful of stuff that I dislike (or that just pisses me off): Judgemental & closed minded people, people who are two-faced or phoney, groupies/skanks/sluts, male whores, racism, sexism, zoos/circuses & any other shit that includes animals in entertainment, animal testing, religious fanatics, liars, obnoxious drunks, waiting in line, waking up, winter, anxiety, pro-life activists, cheaters, bugs, rain, thieves, computer cowards, welfare moochers, porn obsessed men, women who degrade themselves by doing porn, various holidays, so-called American Citizens who can't read, write or speak English, spoiled brats, talk radio, clowns, taxes, politics, marriage, cell phones, war, gangs, hate crimes, the war on drugs & guns, nosey neighbors, certain types of "pride," parades, museams, sports that involve no contact, bullies, fraternities, insurance policies, the IRS, the judicial system, fur, seafood, bees, allergies, talk shows, red meat, church, people with no sense of humor, math, smoking bans, plastic surgery freaks, girls who don't shave, people with bad body odor, stains, babies having babies, rudeness, eating disorders, bitchy people who complain about every little thing, flannel, plumber's butt, certain accents, loan sharks, lawyers, doctors, dark chocolate, high heels, coffee, shitty mail service, greedy people, pervs, being sick, initiation fees, mall rats, gym rats, obligations, alarm clocks, elevators, crowds, sweating, bosses and society as a whole.*** STAYING LIMBER IS IMPORTANT!!GUESS ALL THOSE YEARS OF DANCE & GYMNASTICS LESSONS PAID OFF!I ALWAYS PREFER TO FIGHT MEN...BUT ALSO LOVE TO BEAT UP CHICKS! :)
You scored as Jigsaw
. You are Jigsaw. You dont enjoy killing people at all. You instead love to see how far people will go to live. However if it ends in a bloody death, you still sleep with a smile on your face. You are intelligent, and know how to outwit just about anyone. And that spells bad news for anyone who falls into your games of death and torture.

Jigsaw


95%

Hannibal Lecter


75%

Candyman


75%

Freddy Krueger


65%

Pinhead


40%

Captain Spaulding


40%

Jason Voorhees


30%

Michael Myers


25%

Leatherface


25%

Buffalo Bill


15%
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I'd like to meet:

I'm a loner at heart and prefer to express myself creatively through writing and fighting. I'm my own best friend (and worst enemy for that matter). I can be very sweet or very pissy, depending on what mood you catch me in! So perhaps the REAL question here (after knowing the above details) is WHO would want to meet ME? Obviously, men interested in sessions should contact me - BUT SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY PLEASE. (Potential clients are encouraged to e-mail me at my business e-mail rather than message me). PLEASE NOTE: I am NOT interested in meeting ANYONE for a "date" and I do NOT cater to those who are seeking a hardcore dominatrix. I do NOT do hardcore domination sessions so please keep that in mind if that's what you're looking for. I DO do sessions that can be both physically challenging & humiliating. Photographers/directors looking to book me for an acting/modeling assignment can view my portfolio at OMP (model 9414) & contact me via e-mail with complete details regarding shoots. I also provide personal training & teach martial arts/self-defense (private, semi-private & group instructional training classes available). Martial arts training also includes physical fitness conditioning, street self-defense and varied techniques from Shidokan Karate, Kickboxing, Muay Thai, Hapkido, Tae Kwon Do, Judo/Jujitsu, ground fighting, wrestling/grappling, etc. I SPECIALIZE IN BEGINNERS WITH LITTLE TO NO EXPERIENCE, but all levels are welcomed to inquire of course, as well as all ages. If you're interested in personal training and/or martial arts & self-defense lessons, contact me for further details. And anyone else who just wants to bullshit can message me - BUT DON'T PRETEND TO BE INTERESTED IN A SESSION WHEN YOU TRULY AREN'T! Just be REAL and NOT fake!PLEASE DON'T MESSAGE ME WITH ANY CRAP THAT SAYS SOMETHING SUCH AS "I CAN TAKE YOU" OR "I CAN KICK YOUR ASS" OR ANY TYPE OF SO-CALLED CHALLENGE. THIS INCLUDES MESSAGES THAT STATE "YOU'RE A WIMP," "I BET I CAN BEAT YOU UP" OR "I WANT TO CHALLENGE YOU TO A FIGHT" OR ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THAT. (I'M NOT HERE TO CHAT WITH PEOPLE SUCH AS THIS, I'M HERE TO KICK ASS!) COMPUTER COWARDS (AS I CALL THESE PEOPLE) NEED A LIFE - BAD. THESE IMMATURE MESSAGES AREN'T SERIOUS INQUIRIES, AREN'T GONNA BE CONSIDERED AS BEING FROM LEGIT PEOPLE & WILL NOT RECEIVE A RESPONSE FROM ME. THE SAME CAN BE SAID WITH THOSE OF YOU WHO ENJOY SENDING MESSAGES OF A THREATENING NATURE. YOUR JEALOUSY IS AMUSING YET PATHETIC. GET OVER YOURSELF - AGAIN, YOU WILL BE IGNORED! AND DON'T ASK ME TO FIGHT YOUR GIRLFRIEND. IT AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN.

Create your own Friend Quiz hereKris Vs Jill

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1h0lGldvUA

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Music:

LOCAL: Marazene, Lockjaw, Digital Mindy, TWC, Hairbanger's Ball... My taste in music is extremely varied. I like a little bit of almost everything including rock, rap, hip-hop, dance, light music, metal, hairbands, classic rock and so on... To name a few of my fave music groups will be quite tough but in a nutshell here ya go: Marilyn Manson, Eminem, Guns N' Roses, Danzig, D12, Aerosmith, Bon Jovi, 50 Cent, Tupac, Nickelback, Megadeth, Van Halen, The Donnas, The Doors, The Beatles, Nirvana, Motley Crue, Iron Maiden, Ted Nugent, Billy Joel, NWA, Pantera, Metallica, Slayer, Skid Row, Poison, Papa Roach, Simple Plan, Heart, AC/DC, Jim Carroll Band, Black Sabbath.... well, I could go on forever...

Movies:

Everything from drama to comedy to horror to "chick flicks." Fave movies include American History X, The Basketball Diaries, Girlstown, Boy's Don't Cry, Save The Last Dance, Full Metal Jacket, Crash, 10 Things I Hate About You, House of 1,000 Corpses, Girl, Speed, Never Been Kissed, Drop Dead Fred, Perfect Body, American Beauty, Selena, Sleepers, Private Parts, Devil's Rejects, Saw, Saw II, Thirteen, Road Trip, Cheech And Chong's Next Movie, Center Stage, Girlfight, Million Dollar Baby, South Central, While You Were Sleeping, Boys N The Hood, G.I. Jane, Big Girls Don't Cry, Gang Related, Training Day, South Park, John Q, Office Space, Miss Congeniality, What Women Want, Poetic Justice, Shallow Hal, Singles, The Man In The Moon, White Chicks, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Craft, Enough, 8 Mile, Billy Jack, Meet The Parents, What About Bob, Go, The Accused, No One Would Tell, She Cried No, When A Man Loves A Woman, Beaches, Homeroom, The Blues Brothers, Quarterback Princess, Fire With Fire, Over The Top, Gone In The Night, Stand By Me and LOTS of others

Television:

Law And Order SVU, Sex And The City, Days Of Our Lives, Intervention and old re-runs of Roseanne & ER.

Books:

..I prefer biographies, autobiographies, nonfiction books and books about Wicca and the Native Americans. Fave authors include S.E. Hinton and Stephen King. A few of my fave books are Gone In The Night, All She Wanted, The Basketball Diaries and The Outsiders.

Heroes:

Everyone who has served in the military, especially my Uncle Sam Pentecost (RIP) and my cousin Todd Pentecost (US Army).Marshall Mathers, Lorainna Bobbit, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Jim Carroll...

My Blog

Bad Sex

Unless you're a virgin, at some point in your life you've had BAD SEX.  When it comes to this bad sex, girls sometimes just don't wanna talk about it.  Other times, a girl will end up...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Sat, 29 Dec 2007 06:36:00 PST

Condoms: A Quickie Guide For The Girls (And The Dating Dictionary):

WARNING:   If you're a man, DON'T read this.  STOP immediately.  This is for women ONLY.  If you continue reading anyway, you'll be sorry!  (Just skip to the "Dating Di...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 02:28:00 PST

Nice Guys Women Can Do Without:

We Women CAN Do WITHOUT These So-Called "Nice Guys:"   Nice guys who claim right off the bat that they're not players.  C'mon.  If you gotta try and convince a girl of this by saying it...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Mon, 26 Nov 2007 11:16:00 PST

ABC’s of Men/Relationships

THE ABC'S OF MEN/RELATIONSHIPS   A is for ANOTHER: If this lover isn't right for me, I'll find ANOTHER.   B is for BETTER: The next one will have to be BETTER than the last.   C is for ...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Sun, 18 Nov 2007 10:19:00 PST

Dreaming

I'd rather be dreaming than livingLiving's just too hard to doIt's chances not choicesNoises not voicesA day's just a thing to get throughLiving's just too hard to doI'd rather be dreaming than talki...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 09:22:00 PST

Rules & Instructions For Being

 RULES AND INSTRUCTIONS FOR BEING "A WANNABE ROCKSTAR/MUSICIAN" 1.  Don't call.  EVER.  Especially your girlfriend or any f riends you knew before the band....
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 01:54:00 PST

Cheap Labor - And I'm Becoming An Illegal Alien

CHEAP LABOR...Isn't that what the whole immigration issue is about?Business doesn't want to pay a decent wage.Consumers don't want expensive produce.Government will tell you Americans don't want the ...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 03:12:00 PST

Rest In Peace, Thomas Krpata

He's gone.  My awesome buddy & dear friend Tom passed away yesterday morning after battling leukemia (a battle he obviously lost).  I'm still in disbelief that I'll n...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 12:51:00 PST

"When I'm Gone" (Two Versions)

  "When I'm Gone" --3 Doors Down There's another world inside of meThat you may never seeThere're secrets in this lifeThat I can't hideSomewhere in this darknessThere's a light that I can't findM...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Sun, 06 May 2007 11:31:00 PST

Miscellaneous Untitled/Unknown

Don't let the things you can't control destroy what you can enjoy.  Too often, we miss that and we want what we want (or what we think we want) right now. John Lennon once said, "Life is wh...
Posted by Kris ~Acute BipolarBiatch~ on Sun, 06 May 2007 07:08:00 PST