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Bret Hoffmann

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About Me

MyGen Profile Generator What about me...I'm the vocalist for Malevolent Creation

AND

When I'm not onstage I like to spend time in BARS drinking beer & watching hockey or in BED watching porn with my woman

With Deron/CKY December 06 CKY/Down the Drain Christmas Shows

Me and Phil Margera of Viva la Bam, Christmas 2006

My Interests

The BUFFALO SABRES!!! Singing with my bands MALEVOLENT CREATION and DOWN THE DRAIN, drinking lots of beer, watching HOCKEY with my friends or PORN with my woman

I'd like to meet:



European Tour 2007

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Music:

MY LATEST RELEASE!!!!

Movies:

Apocalipto,The 300,V for VENDETTA, Wedding Crashers, Old School, The Biggest Tits in the World, Good Fellas, Full Metal Jacket,Blades of Glory, Any graphic porn(Axel Braun rules!), Old James Bond flicks, Chronicles of Riddick,A death at a funeral, UnderWorld(oh Kate), Old Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns including Pale Rider and Outlaw Josey Wales, Platoon, House of a Thousand Corpses, Devils Rejects, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead, Slapshot, Animal House, Cinderela Man, Gladiator, Braveheart, Ricky Bobby, BEERFEST!

Television:

Sports and PORN!!!!

Books:

The books of Gore & Club International

Heroes:

All the beautful women of the adult entertainment industry. Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Coors lite!! Chicks who squirt. Christy Canyon -- who wouldn't want to fuck her? Guy or Girl?!?

My Blog

MALEVOLENT CENTRAL ILLINOIS METAL FEST - JULY 18th

Malevolent will headline Friday, July 18th at the Central Illinois Metal Fest to be held at  Canopy Club.More information available at either of the links above. ...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:03:00 PST

New Malevolent CD

The new live Malevolent Creation CD "Live at the Whiskey A Go Go"will be released in a few weeks,not sure exactly when.I actually gave it a listen last nite and it was pretty good sound quality I was ...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Sat, 03 May 2008 11:45:00 PST

New Down the Drain

We have been busy writing the new Down the Drain album over the past couple months.It's really shaping up nice,and heres a first I'm actually doing a second  album that has the same line-up still...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

Lately

Well I'm sitting here in Buffalo.It's actually been quite nice lately.it was beautiful all last week culminating in a record high of 87 degrees on Saturday and it's supposed to be nice all of next wee...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 07:25:00 PST

She fought the good fight

Today November 8th 2007 our big brown girl Brandy lost her battle with cancer. The vet had to euthanize her because her heart just wasn't getting the electricity it needed to continue. She licked my f...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:43:00 PST

R.I.P. Bob Muldowney

From Blabbermouth   Influential heavy metal journalist Bob Muldowney died Monday, November 5 after a long battle with cardiomyopathy (heart muscle disease). Muldowney was best known for his fanzi...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:02:00 PST

American Greed!!!!!

Here I am about to embark on a North American tour, and probably the only good thing to come of it will be playing the music; everything else will be bullshit. Let me explain: while I will be on this...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 03:18:00 PST

This Guy Rules

that is all   ...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 08:19:00 PST

Los Angeles Aug 19 2007

Will To Kill Slaughter of Innocence Multiple Stab Wounds Plus, Party Sans Coronation with props to the back up vocals by myspace.com/stevethecat...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 08:16:00 PST

Video Clips from Brutal Assault and Party Sans

CzechRepublic Party San ...
Posted by Bret Hoffmann on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 01:10:00 PST