Playing keyboards and bass. Petty crime. Swearing. Keeping it real. Eating. Tattoos. Wearing a monacle, swirling iced tea in a snifter and pretending it's brandy, Being a jerk. Smelling women's shoes. Pizza. Player hating. Using a megaphone to shout at people from moving vehicles. Andy Wesner's sideburns. Anger. Looking dirty 90% of the time. Flexing at cars, causing car accidents. Saying whatever comes to mind no matter how inappropriate. Being HIV Negative.
I'd like to meet:
Mr.T because he has been bustin' cancer's head for years now, and is probably the world's best role model, The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, Patton Oswalt, Patrick Bateman, The man who invented the concept of time so I can punch him, The Quaker Oatmeal guy, and God so I can finally put to rest that awful rumour that he can beat me in arm wrestling... He can't.
Music:
Murder City Devils, Bouncing Souls, Face To Face, The Specials, Rex Banner, The Know How, Mustard Plug, Lost Sounds, ATOMIC DOGHOUSE!!!, Atom and His Package, Reach The Sky, 7 Seconds, Let's Go Bowling, The Planet Smashers, Dag Nasty, Alkaline Trio, The Cramps, Minor Threat, Op Ivy, The Buzzcocks, The Damned, Cocksparrer, X-ray Spex, The GC5, The Quakes, Nekromantix, Stray Cats, Wack Trucks, The Hippos, Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine, The Aquabats, The Toasters, Hotknives, Descendents, ALL, Saves the Day, The Format, Hot Water Music, River City Rebels, The Adicts, Misfits, Dead Kennedys, The Epoxies, Set Your Goals, X, TSOL, Nerve Agents, Kill Your Idols, Stiff Little Fingers, Screeching Weasel, Teen Idols, The Queers, Bullets To Broadway, Social Distortion, Furious IV, The Clash, The Vandals, No Use For A Name, Rancid, Millencolin, Public Enemy, Shockwave, With Honor, Suicide File, Stretch Armstrong, Slapshot, Gorilla Biscuits, Youth Of Today, Ten Yard Fight, INDK, Strike Anywhere, Kid Dynamite, Rise Against, H2O, Black Flag, Dick Dale, Psychedelic Furs, David Bowie, Duran Duran, Madness, The Cars, The Cure, The Smiths, New Order, Icicle Works, The Godfathers, Blondie, The Screamers, Billy Idol, The Get Up Kids, Postal Service, Dance Hall Crashers, Common Rider, Suicide Machines, Fenix TX, Lemuria, The Hookers, GG Allin, Judge, Tommy and the Terrors, Strung Out, Rick James, Prince, Oingo Boingo
Movies:
Evil Dead 2, Fight Club, ANY MEG RYAN MOVIE!, The Murder City Devils Rock and Roll Won't Wait, The Thing, Falling Down, Scarface, Snatch, Lock Stock and 2 Smoking Barrels, Do you remember? 15 Years of the Bouncing Souls, A Nightmare on Elm Street (all of them no matter how lame they are), Hellraiser (1-3), Near Dark, Romper Stomper, Suspiria, The Hills Have Eyes, The Prestige, The Departed, Idiocracy, Green Street Hooligans, Chinatown, All of the Mad Max movies, Dead Alive, O Brother Where Art Thou, The Big Lebowski, They Live, Escape From NY, Escape From L.A, Night of the Hunter, Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Rules of Attraction, The Business, 300, Big Nothing, A History Of Violence, Meteor Man
Television:
The Simpsons, Degrassi (Both old and new), Family Guy, ATHF, Frasier, Iron Chef, FLAVOR OF LOVE!!!, Venture Brothers, The State, Upright Citizen's Brigade, Human Giant, Heroes, Rome
Books:
Well according to every asshole wannabe intellectual on the planet, THE BOOK WAS BETTER. I guess there is no use for any other form of media now is there? Douche Bags.
Heroes:
Mr.T, The Bouncing Souls, Bruce Campbell, Bruce Lee, Spencer Moody, Leslie Hardy, The Million Dollar Man Ted Dibiase, Craig Chazen, Bill Falls, Andy Wesner, Andy Wesner's elbow, anyone and everyone who has ever put up with my bad jokes and even worse appearance for more than 10 minutes
