My ideal date would be with a female human who is at least four feet shorter than me and light enough for me to carry above my head and sprint for one hundred yards.
Anyone who's not afraid to be themselves or stand up for what they believe in.
A short, pale, poor girl.
Alkaline Trio
The Aquabats
Arrogant Sons of Bitches
Bagheera
Big D and the Kids Table
The Blue Meanies
Bomb The Music Industry!
The Bruce Lee Band
The Chinkees
Colossal
Dan Potthast
Duvall
Ee
The Fairlanes
Flin Flon
The Gamits
The Hippos
The Honor System
The Impossibles
Johnny Socko
Kemuri
The Know How
Korea Girl
The Lawrence Arms
Less Than Jake
The Matt Kurz One
Matt Wixson
Mike Park
Mu330
Mustard Plug
NOFX
The Pietasters
The Planet Smashers
Potshot
Reel Big Fish
The Rentals
Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine
Short Round
Skankin' Pickle
Slapstick
Slick Shoes
Slow Gherkin
Streetlight Manifesto
They Might Be Giants
The Toasters
Westbound Train
Elf, Alice in Wonderland, Back to the Future, Mallrats, Saving Silverman, Josie and the Pussycats, Evil Dead trilogy, Spider-man, Anchorman, Office Space, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, The Big Lebowski, Dumb and Dumber, Napoleon Dynamite, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, My Blue Heaven, Blazing Saddles, Spaceballs, The Fifth Element, Zoolander
Scrubs, Seinfeld, Futurama, Home Movies, The Venture Bros., That '70s Show, Mission Hill, Reboot, Upright Citizens Brigade, Late Night with Conan O'Brien, Fooly Cooly, Man VS. Wild, Mythbusters
I read comic books and that's about it.