I'd like to meet:
Drexel, from 'True Romance'
Music:
THE MELVINS, Big Business, Hank III, Assjack, Devo, Steel Pole Bathtub, Tom Waits, Brother Ali, Atmosphere, Blackalicious, Metallica (pre black album), The Black Keys, Del the funkee homosapien, Jesus Lizard, Fantomas, Tomahawk, THE MELVINS, Lovage, Anything with Mike Patton, Karp, Dead Kennedys, Mötorhead, Misfits, Bad Brains, Bad Religion, Black Sabbath, Minor Threat, Black Flag, Man or Astro Man?, Moistboyz, Guns n Roses (appetite for destruction only), Mars Volta, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Mr. Lif, Aesop Rock, Anthrax, Slayer, Melt Banana, Altamont, THE MELVINS, The Unsane. If it's loud, abrasive, obnoxious, offensive and not commercially popular, more than likely, I probably would listen to it
Movies:
The Big Lebowski may very well be the greatest movie of all time. also on the list are Kingpin (something about bowling movies i guess), Reservoir Dogs, Coffee & Cigarettes, City Of God, 3 (Starring Barry Pepper), also any really silly movies like all the Naked Gun movies, any Mel Brooks movies and stuff along those lines.
Television:
sunday football, sunday night football, monday night football, college football, and the occasional Thursday (or wednesday, tuesday, thursday or friday) night game.
Books:
Bang Your Head: The Rise and Fall of Heavy Metal, Marabou Stork Nightmares by Irvine Welsh, Porno (It's the sequel to Trainspotting) by Irvine Welsh, Our band could be your life by Michael Azzerad, and the Victoria's Secret Catalog.