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This is Scott.
Welcome.
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1 - Why are you best friends with your best friend? I don't have one. I've got several very good friends, most of which are so different from each other that they probably wouldn't be friends with each other.
2 - What bothers you the most about other people? Bothers me? Fuck all. They're either decent, or they're nothing like me. In which case I'll blank them out of my existence.
3 - Would you ever marry for money? I very much doubt it.
4 - Do you prefer to text message or talk on the phone? Talk. It keeps the humanity. Texts can be deceiving.
5 - Do you believe that 30 really is the new 20? Yeah, why the hell not. I'm nearly 30 and I feel more like 20, and I probably do a better job of it than some twenty year olds who are still feeding from mummys pocket.
6 - If you had a crush on someone would you tell them? If the time was right. What have I got to lose?
7 - What is one of the toughest things you ever had to do? The toughest thing that I ever did was talk to the kid on the phone. When I heard him asking questions, I knew that you were all alone.
8 - Name a challenge you are faced with on a reg basis? Trying not to bump into everyone and everything.
9 - Do you cry a lot? As much as any adult male, which is to say I can't remember the last time.
10 - Do you have a plan? Yep. And it's always Plan B.
11 - Do you think its possible to only love one person for the rest of your life? Course it's possible. But is it probable?
12 - Are you close with your family? Not particularly. Much less than most people. I'm more of a singular entity.
13 - Name one thing that you are good at? If I told you, it might remove the curse. But I won't.
14 - Name one thing that you are bad at? I'll get back to you on that one..
15 - Your thoughts on Karma? Karma is another word for 'I haven't got the balls to deal with this right now, so hopefully someone else'll do it for me at some point in the future'.
16 - What does the 5th text message in your inbox say? blabla about owing me money and sorry for not coming around the other day blabla
17 - What did you reply to it? Can't remember.
18 - What do you do for a living? Hump your fucking post around all night. It sucks ass.
19 - Do you honk your horn at old people when they are driving bad? Yeah I make a honking sound with my nose when they drive past me while I'm walking down the street.
20 - Why do you do myspace surveys? As a time-filler while I'm waiting to leave for work.