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Tom J McBeadle

What's your beef?

About Me

I am a confident and gifted public speaker... See the video evidence below! HaThis underneath is funnyThis is even more amusingSellotaping pecans to farmer's faces... Talking complete random shit to people who aren't interested... End to end football... Making people watch the mighty boosh against their will... Coffee... Comedy of any kind especially practical... Lifting heavy musical equipment up stairs at midnight... Riding round in Barry's van listening to gabba techno... Non-Specific meat and chips... Dancing like Ian Brown, Bez, Ian Curtis, David Brent and C-Chuck... Watching Blaze buy stuff from the 24 hour garage in Sheffield... Talking to Geoff Diamond Senior... Watching Wily Coyote and Roadrunner when i'm off it... Painting and Decorating (If you want a quote, please message me)... Watching Stoke lose at home... Buying 15 cans of XXXX for 7.49 with Davvy from Dave's shop on Lonsdale Street... Sitting with Davvy when they've all gone, discussing the boundaries of the universe... Doing exactly the same the next night... Having a green face with pink polka dots... Trains from Manchester to Liverpool... 40 year old men who lose their minds... The photo-electric effect... absolute zero... The time dependent Schroedinger equation... Listening to Terry talk shit... Taking the piss out of Kellyrose... Riding round in Jayne's car and seeing how many people do a double take... Glyn's beard... Nay's vest... Will's hair... Biting all the chocolate off mars bars... Rotting on Sunday nights with beers, Adrian Chiles and the motd2 gang... Except Le Saux because he's a pseudo intellectual tit... Soaking in the bath... Going on ludicrous cross country/continent missions with Jackson Dooley... Getting Dave Tudor out on a throb... Being peeled from Calum's settee... Blagging Ryan Dooley's head... Continental lager nights in Boslem... Saturday nights in The Ashwood... Being ejected from Harry's Bar ..

My Interests

Fuck knows... Guitars, Stoke, 5th Action... Occasional psychopath... Permanent Ross Noble/Boosh addict... I'm basically a lairy gongoozler... And also a founder member of the universally popular acoustic duo "The Acid Men" www.myspace.com/theacidmen...

I'd like to meet:

Burt Bacharach, Ross Noble, Busta Rhymes .. width="425" height="350" ..

Television:

COAST! The mighty boosh/League of Gentlemen/Soccer AM/Sir Coronation Street/Shameless/Any Peter Kay/Ditto Ricky Gervais/Little Britain/Spaced/Porridge/Blackadder/Father Ted/Family Guy/South Park... etc....... The boy Ross Noble if he's on...

Books:

Mark Radcliffe - Showbusiness Pete McCarthy - McCarthy's Bar Arthur Conan-Doyle - The complete Sherlock Holmes short stories... The Outsider - Albert Camus The Alchemist - Paulo Coelho

My Blog

Longton is mint and in fact the best town

Discuss   There is an ace snooker club, The Congress is an ace pub, There is the worlds largest tesco which sells booze 24/7, Home Bargains is an ace shop for bargains, Noshers is the best eater...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:12:00 PST

Tom Bath's top 5 songs... Ever

I've a terrible habit of elevating lots and lots of choons into my top 5 ever. I'm bored so here's a listmania. In no particular order The Sun Aint Gonna Shine Anymore - The Walker Brothers ...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 07:30:00 PST

Beadely McWeadel

Orate dudes! Blimey O Barbara O'Reilly, put the bloody kettle on, i'm fuckin' knackered.  I've just returned from an expedition to Burslem, hunting the rare 'Beadely McWeadel' creatures... ...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 01:40:00 PST

Forbidden Love, A Tale Of Two Vegetables...

So on Sunday, i'd rearranged my dinner plate as i usually do, with the mashed potatoes down the right and the peas, carrots and beef forming the left hand embankment, with nothing to separate them but...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

Stuff from me phone

I have been saving random musings, quips and thoughts in me phone for a while nah, but it's clogging the memory up so i'm gonna write them here   Mint royale. Chicken royale. Battle royale. Rumbl...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 06:05:00 PST

Aztec Camera

One of them bands that i've never bothered to investigate, apart from "Somewhere in my Heart" (Which could well be the perfect pop song... Discuss)   Turns out they're fuckin mint!! Shame on...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 07:34:00 PST

Little Miss Sunshine

What a fuckin amazing film!   The bald chap at the back is the Grandpa. He's a fuckin pisser. I'm going to be like him when i'm old   "JUST FOR ONCE CAN WE HAVE SOMETHING THATS NOT THE FUCK...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 04:25:00 PST

Indiana Jones

Starting filming the fourth installment this summer...   MINT!    
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 06:04:00 PST

The Beatles - Love

Fuckin minto intertoto! Strawberrooney Fields is a rate mad version. Tomorrow Never Knows/Within You Without You is top cat as well Well done the Martins
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

Richard Hawley

This fella could be my new hero... Like Johnny Cash's/Burt Bacharach's/Scott Walker's uber-cool nephew!!! Imagine them 3 having a threesome... Wrinkly old men/dead man Lazy sod i am who never bothers ...
Posted by Tom J McBeadle on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 10:32:00 PST