Reva Miss Pissâ„¢ Gyaruuu [GMD]

+ if you actually read my profile, i'll treat you good.
+ if you treat me good, i'll treat you better.
+ i am a soft little barstool if you're good to me. my closer friends know there are a few things i cannot sleep without :}
+ i 'awwwhhh' at cute things. animals. babies. whatever. you name it. things i find cute make me well happy :}

+ i'm honest, sometimes too honest. people dislike this about me. they are the idiots.
+ i don't eat healthily. but fuck it, you live once right? Besides, size zero is for strange obsessive women. EAT JUNK !! More fun than 2 sticks of celery a day surely?

+ i'm creative with things. i like to make things my own. and i HATE it if someone uses my ideas. so just DON'T do it ;]
+ i'm defensive of friends. sometimes i act irrationally when i'm annoyed....
+ i am a MEGA pessimist. soso pedantic.
+ if i was a guy, i'd wanna dress like a gal. i think that if people can pull it off, and look good, do it....
+ but we all know that guys do look good in make-up. fact of life, and all that.
+ i have an OCD with the number 6, with belts, with Solitaire, and with bacteria.
+ I have Entomophobia, Automysophobia, Misophobia, Gerontophobia, and a phobia of having blood drawn.
+ I quite possibly have Automatonophobia, Catagelophobia, and Glossophobia.
+ i love animals. i'm apparently a partial vegetarian. i love cats and hamsters annnnd snakes. but i love my sealife especially.
+ i swear a lot. i try not to. but shit happens yeah?
+ i used to take drugs and self harm. i've stopped both now...
+ although sometimes it's hard not to. i suffer from depression from time to time. and no it's not because i want your attention. in most cases, when i'm upset, i want LESS attention. apart from the attention of those who really matter, so i can try to sort out the problem.
+ one honest dream? i'd like to be in a horror film. i love gore. i love blood. i love guts. i think i look better dead. why not embrace the fact.
+ not much of a drinker. i do it when i feel like it, much like with everything i do. i do it as i see fit, whatever will improve my mood.
+ i love money. i'm addicted to shopping. i just like to make myself happy.
+ dancing is good for me. s'one of the only bits of exercise i get. and i love it.
+ don't assume i care about what you think about me. don't give me those looks. put those nasty thoughts of me behind you, and get over it, give me a smile, and a 'how are you'... unless of course you irritate the liiving daylight outta me. oh dear.... you'll know if you're THAT kind of person. i'll let you know ;]
+ i've always been the smart kid, since i was little. i had a special needs teacher because i was smarter than the other kids. i was always the outcast; the weird, long-haired, blonde kid.
+ i hate it if you can't spell. people who can't spell PSYCHO especially. it's P-S-Y-C-H-O. not physco. idiots.
+ i get tired a lot. i like to lie around and be lazy a lot. but when i have the energy, you should jump up and dance with me. fit with my moods. it'd make things so much easier for us all.
+ i have a confidence problem. i lack self confidence, but i think it's slowly working its way back.
+ i am too stubborn. if i know that i'm right, i won't back down.
+ i tend to trust people really easy. i'm usually an open book.
+ i don't follow religion. i just don't believe it. but thats a personal choice.
+ i can get quite jealous. don't give me reason to. i'll probably want to rip your head off. i'm sure that whoever you are, you don't want that.
+ don't ask for a picture comment and expect one back. you'll get one back unless i'm feeling lazy, or if you're an ugly cunt. soz.
+ if you notice that we don't have ANYTHING in common and don't get along.... GET BENT AND STOP READING MY PROFILE MYESSS.
+ if i care about you, i'll shower you with love. and occasionally presents. i'm just a soft bugger.
+ a surprising amount of friends probably don't know all that much about me, but we get along. i have the few people close to me like i need, but i'm always glad to get to know someone. so go for it. tell me about yourself. ask me about myself. work a little.
+ i care about things for all the right reasons. NOT so i can fit in. NOT because i notice how cool everyone else thinks something is. i couldnt give 2 shits. i am me and if people don't accept it, they too can GET BENNTTTTT [what a phrase].
+ i say 'lol' or 'lolololol' or 'rofl' and the like in real life. and you know what? I DO IT ON PURPOSE. it's become a habit now. works nicely. yesssss.
+ i like semicolons. i think they're pretty; i'm also a bit infatuated with extra small arial font. yummyyyy.
+ i hate hate hate when people post a bulletin like 'OMG EVERYONE TALK TO ME LOLOLOL YEAH I'M WELL FITTTT'. cuz [1.] how up your own ass are you? [2.] maybe people don't wanna talk to you? [3.] start your own conversation maybe? gawwwwd.
+ when i'm upset over something important, i find it rather hard to breathe, like a panic attack rly. don't get me upset, yes?
+ i've been playing nintendo since i was 5. super nintendo entertainment system. and the sega master system. i know my stuff. don't talk to me as if i'm gonna pick up a controller and immediately not be able to play, as if i have no clue. i'm not the best. i know i ain't. but i try. and i enjoy gaming. especially old, lower res. games with my mum.
+ i have deviantart. RevaMissP1ss. come find me :)
+ I'll help you find the compass if you do strange things to my dog, his name is Tim.
+ i like it when my games go all l33t on me. Mario And Luigi Partners In Crime.... hammer bro. 1 "AREA RESTRICTED. ALL NOOB INTRUDERS 2 B HAXORED BY US L33T HAMM3R BROS.!"... hammer bro. 2. "WE R TEH SHROOB ALLIES. WE ROXOR U AND THEN ROFL, THEN U AM CRY. WE RECIEVE ORDERS THRU ANTENNAS ON THESE L33T HELMETS. THEY R HOTNESS. WE MUST OBEY ALL ORDERS. WE LIKE TO PWN NOOBS 4 TEH MASTER SHROOBZORS. U = NOOBS, BROS = L33T. PREPARE 4 TOTAL PWNAGE. WOOT! WOOT! WOOT! WOOT!"

Crush this person!


I'm Really Happy, especially now that I'm back in a relationship, because long term is what I want right now, and Ped is an amazing person for the job, so to speak. No matter how poor the quality of the picture, how silly we look because he blinked at the flash, he's still gorgeous to me. He's there for me. He makes me smile, and laugh, and I enjoy his company :) He treats me so well, and pays attention to me, he treats me so special, and makes me feel good. He has the most beautiful little smile, it's adorable. I'm glad that he's mine :D

I like it when he plays my bass
I like it when I wear his jumper :) :)

I'd Do Anything To Keep Things Perfect
So Let's Get One Thing Straight - Don't Make Me Feel Threatened And I Won't Be Ready To Snap Your Neck, OK?

"Get Me Out Of My Mind;
Get You Out Of Those Clothes."

Life Is Better. I'm Enjoying Things A Little More. But I Don't Want To Grow Up, I Hate To Work, I Hate To Have To Make An Impression On People, Only To Have The Efforts Thrown Away When People Mistreat Me. I Need People To Take Me By The Hand And Guide Me Because I Hate To Do Things On My Own, I Don't Like Leading The Way. So, Take Me Somewhere Nice Please.

Moshi Moshi, I Wanna Go !! Honduras, Antigua and Barbuda, Kenya, Egypt, Finland, Malta, Bulgaria, China, Japan, Cambodia, Thailand, Korea, Taiwan, Australia, America !! If I ever get the chance to go, you bet I'll be taking my camera with me.

Arrrg why does it cost so much to go diving with sharks?
Ok so that's a little dream of mine, I Love the ocean and the creatures in it. There's something about the ocean that seems so personal to me, it's quite strange. But I would love to be able to be face to face with such a beautiful creature as a shark. Not that I don't adore all kinds of animals. But not bugs. NO.

"Come On Kids, Don't Be Scared. It's A Tits And Ass World, You Gotta Be Prepared."