Rocks, paper, scissors, extreme peanut eating, the letter G, and smelly dead things (when they don't smell too bad). I also kinda like the shavings that are left over, after you sharpen a burnt sienna crayon.
People that are not me, but could be me if they tried really really hard. Close your eyes, click your heels, and say, "I want to be Jay." When you open your eyes, if you are me, then I'd really like to meet you.
Verdi, Metallica, Holden, Radiohead, Simon & Garfunkel, New Order, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Sinatra, David & David, Yes, Thompson Twins, The Smiths, Decemberists, Thelonious Monk. Yeah, pretty much anything you've got is good by me.
Seinfeld, Simpsons, Sopranos, Family Guy, Arrested Development (RIP), Star Trek the Next Generation, Lou Dobbs Tonight.....
Anything about the intricacies and nuances of hidden layers of quantum mechanics in the 3rd Century. Or, brainless novels.