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Bettie Cracka

next cock in line, please.

About Me


You Are a Hunter Soul
You are driven and ambitious - totally self motiviated to succeed
Actively working to acheive what you want, you are skillful in many areas.
You are a natural predator with strong instincts ... and more than a little demanding.
You are creative, energetic, and an extremely powerful force.
An outdoors person, you like animals and relate to them better than people.
You tend to have an explosive personality, but also a good sense of humor.
People sometimes see you as arrogant or a know it all.
You tend to be a bit of a loner, though you hate to be alone.
Souls you are most compatible with: Seeker Soul and Peacemaker Soul What Kind of Soul Are You? Upon examination, Im finding the evidence to be inconclusive. HA! Its not me, its them, its not us its society- its not society, its just our stresses! HA! Its every one of those things. The real truth of the matter now is- what can we put up with? Everything and everyone outside of our comfort zone cuntributes to our annoyances with eachother, and its those things that we dont talk about that create the quarreling, on grand or small scale. If we could all just be frappin' honest with eachother we would be fine. At least Id like to think so. Whatever may come, Im going to advise not holding ones breath. »-(¯`v´¯)-» Design your MySpace with MyLook «-(¯`v´¯)-«

My Interests

I really enjoy live music. Any theater or concerts are good with me. I like to cook, and brunch is the best meal of the day. I love to play chess. And driving standard, I partiularly enjoy that. Oh, and I write erotica and sell it to dirty magazines. I am also widely known as D-Bomb...nuff said.
Your Girl Parts Are Named:
The Fortune Nookie Girl Parts Name Generator You know what they say...

I'd like to meet:

Jack Daniels? (Im still not sure if lightning can strike me twice but...) A man you ask? Well I am a very social person. I would want to be with a person with the same sence of ease around 100 people that he has around just me. He should be able to keep up, because Im generally a whirlwind of ideas and laughs. He should be kind, even if there is no one there do pat him on the back for it. Id like a man who knows when to hesitate and when to take control. Id like man who can put me in check, maybe even push my buttons a little (as long as he pushes the right ones). He should love music, and be open to listening to new things. I dont like cheep-shots or one liners. Id like a man who has passion for life, or work, or anything really. Just passion. Mostly, I would like to meet a man who is honest with himself and then to everyone around him. You cant shit a shitter.

Music:

Whoever makes these lists are wasting their time. I like a little this and a little that, a little singer/song writer, a little metal. Whatever. I like music that moves me. Take that how you will.

Movies:

Who needs the oh-so-subtle actors and music in movies to give the ending away, when they have books to let the immagination run free? But there is some good entertainment in Princess Bride, Clue, Supertroopers, V for Vendetta, Mr Hollands Opus, and Mullholland Drive (because David Lynch doesnt even know what its about).

Television:

pffft also, Im totally lovin' the new Courtney Cox show Dirt. Matt Perry is rockin' in Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip- and I HEART Battlestar. And fucking So You Think You Can Dance is hypnotic.

Books:

Running With Scissors, The Perks of being a Wallflower, The Door to December, The Case of Lucy Bending, The Secret Life of Bees, Princess Bride (the unabridged virgin, ha. and if you get that joke, I want to be friends, so please write me asap) Authors Im addicted to currently: Lawrence Saunders and Laurell K Hamilton And fuck Dan Brown.

Heroes:

The Pied Piper Deborah Voight Adam Smith

My Blog

dear all.

"regrets are worthless...the time has passed and no one understands. and to say the least: the years have been unfair. i just wanted to tell you- i missed you. i just wanna let you know, the past year...
Posted by DBella on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 01:01:00 PST

Short-story (repost) RATED R

he steps closer, leaning in to steal a kiss. he doesn't know that she's been waiting, and ready. egger to give him so much more, and knowing also that he can not steal what is given freely, and taking...
Posted by DBella on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:33:00 PST

Jelly in the Belly?

http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2007/06/dietpill   GROSS!!...
Posted by DBella on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:15:00 PST

it could be worse.

what?! dont look at me like that...it COULD be. So Im blogging. What of it? Im sitting at work. Which is awesome, needless to say. My boss just left. He's golfing today. He golfed all day yesterday an...
Posted by DBella on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:39:00 PST

sparkling wiggles?

HOLY CRAP! ...did you see this shit? the sparkling wiggles clip? http://www.glumbert.com/media/wiggles just wow, right?...
Posted by DBella on Fri, 18 May 2007 07:27:00 PST

i wouldnt want anyone to get the wrong idea here...so maybe just my friends should read this..

 DanielleWFS:  so... my ego was beaten up pretty badly the other night.DanielleWFS:  by menDanielleWFS:  ...fuckers.philaustinLM:  what happened....DanielleWFS:  a couple...
Posted by DBella on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:48:00 PST

"time is going by really really really slow...and i think we're dead"

wow.... a COP busts a guy for weed, takes the weed and bakes it into brownies with his wife and THIS is what happened...http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f4_1179038976#rea OOOH SNAP!Thanks Phil....
Posted by DBella on Mon, 14 May 2007 06:46:00 PST

*sigh*

with all the things that i have to do...with all my time being used...im still bored. bored. antys in my pantzy- bored. help me Jebus!
Posted by DBella on Fri, 11 May 2007 05:47:00 PST

(deserving of a repost...because his time is comming) 4minutes and 44seconds...

I am now the proud new onwer of 4m 44sec of someone's life. It is mine to use at my leasure. Isnt that fantactic? Brian made a bet- and he lost. For being a loser Brian has given this time to me, this...
Posted by DBella on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:59:00 PST

...for peace.

http://www.mymiserablelife.com/archive/teens.shtml
Posted by DBella on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 12:34:00 PST