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Emily

About Me

I blog when no one's looking. ( www.whylimewhynot.blogspot.com )Bad grammar makes me [sic].

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

It's actually "Whom", but I won't go there...Bridget Jones, Dumbledore, Patsy Stone, Zack Morris, Samantha Jones, Phoebe Buffay, Mary Poppins, Murphy Brown and Jose Cuervo.Other than that, I know mostly everyone I would like to know. Let's just hope in my next lifetime, I can say the same.

My Blog

Fairfield High School (there was only ONE!) Class of 2001 (thanks Smitty)

(Just killing the rest of the energy drink buzz) Fill this out about your SENIOR year of high school! The longer ago it was, the more fun the answers will be!! REPOST with name of high school and grad...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 20:22:00 GMT

Damn You, Chuck Klosterman!

I just read a chapter in the book "Sex, Drugs and Cocoa Puffs" (otherwise known as the small inspiration that is in no small part a factor in the re-emergence of Emily’s blogging) about "The Rea...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 12:12:00 GMT

You’re Kidding, Right?

Ever have those moments in which you reach for the Ctrl+Z (or Command+Z, if you’re a Mac user), only to realize that there is no Undo function for actual life? Yeah. Welcome to almost finishing ...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 10:53:00 GMT

Work It Out. (Because I love these. - Thanks, Freshman!)

Here's the deal...put your music player on shuffle and answer the followings questions with the title of the song that pops up on your MP3 player. How do you feel about the weekends?Love Potion No. 9 ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 19:25:00 GMT

Youre either in or youre drunk

So, Lenny and I are watching the Project Runway marathon, counting down the hours until the new episode (hopefully it's the finale). And, after seeing every episode this season, we've come up with the...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:42:00 GMT

Grown-up survey from Jon

The "Grown Up" Survey (Meant to be completed by those out of high school)Tired of those surveys made up by high school kids? Here are 50 questions for the people who are a little more "mature"...1. Wh...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:49:00 GMT

Allllright, that's it! (Posted as a bulletin, but then realized, eh, no.)

Now, I know on occasion I've had a few too many and had this scenario play out: I got that feeling, the one I couldn't deny. In my inhebriated stupor, I said to myself, "Just this once, what harm woul...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 07:41:00 GMT

"Me time"

     So, I needed a little bit of "me time" when I got home today.     I didn't get it. UB came home, declaring he was drunk and he wanted to hang out in my roo...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 19:02:00 GMT

Remember when I was an English major?

Well, I was for a whole two semesters, at the most. Anyway, I was thinking a few nights back about my final short story for my creative writing class years back. It was pure genius, if I do say so. I ...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 17:23:00 GMT

What I did on my winter vacation

So, if you didn't already know, I took a great vacation this week. Today's my last day and I was supposed to get my laundry done and get an oil change. Those were my only priorities. Did I do them? He...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 13:56:00 GMT