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a girl called sleaze

It feels like a wish coming true It feels like an angel dreaming of you

About Me

I am CATHERINE. I like to dance and kiss. I am new at DJing, but I will play great things for you partykids. The police are after me. I would like to learn to pole dance...I enjoy Kate Moss's class in the White Stripes vid. I like the idea of burlesque: a tease, a chase, only a bit. Never will I like someone who likes me back. I'm a little ADD/OCD/bi-polar, but not enough to severely eff my life up. I used to be quite intelligent, but I've lost my marbles and some brains too. I will never love or fuck you if you are politically right wing and/or have terrible taste in music. In real life, I'm pretty ugly. Similar to a kitty cat, I can be extremely loyal, but mess it up, and I shall sharpen my claws.meow

My Interests

sexuality, music, art, language, wearing sunglasses when they're less/un- necessary, shoes for $10 and under, parasols, sushi, sanrio, vinyl, zombies, secrets, surprises, clumsy dancing, singing loudly even if it sounds like a bad noise, mild moshpits, having a blast without getting drunk or stoned. I AM [maybe] INTERESTED IN YOU!!!!!!!!!! so volunteer ? i am lonely as an ice cream cone in HELL.

I'd like to meet:

lonely dreamers, not schemers. people who care more about art than they do money. I want to meet sophisticated people I can share pressure-free love with, who will think about me when I'm not around...people who can hold my attention for intriguing reasons without intimidating me. Attractive guys who don't waste time on being shy. Pretty girls that don't accept the term slut/cunt/whore/bicycle just because they're as sexually provocative as the boys they like to play with. plus, someone who can drum up a storm and is interested in being in my amateur revolution of a band. Yes, that is who I'd like to meet. Please say HI! now...

Music:

i absolutely love be your own PET. and many more. pretty much the only shit i can't stand falls into like mainstream simple crunk/rap/rnb, country, classical, metal, irish folk, and boring jazz categories. i'm typically a sucker for punk, indie, intelligent hiphop, alternative, experimental, cute foreign female vocals, riot grrl, quirky pop, electro, sensitive boys, screaming of cool lyrics, mathematical noise, and catchy dance stuff.

Movies:

I tend to prefer seeing live plays, but of course I'm partial to the art of cinema. QT, Jonas Akerlund, Michel Gondry, Sophia Coppola, Sarah Watt--these are THE filmmakers.

Television:

Six Feet Under Seinfeld Prometheus and Bob

Books:

The Basic Eight

Heroes:

Björk, J.K. Rowling, Nathan Vasquez...and his hair. plus Jemina Pearl, Karen O, Liz Phair (especially pre-poppier stuff), Kim Gordon, Thurston Moore, Kathleen Hanna, Sleater Kinney, Kurt Cobain, Cibo Matto, John Lennon, vegans, those who have given up an addiction and stuck with it, Andy Warhol, Nelly Furtado, Presty, the Mustards, Geoffrey Dilenschneider, Mike the DJ, and more moRE, MORE!!!

My Blog

inspired by Geoffrey Dillie

(...a.k.a. Jeff!!) So get inside me now. Give me something melted so it's wet. Give me a pill for my futuristically clueless doom then trap me in a newborn's luxury tomb. Don't question my antidote! n...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:33:00 PST

Werewolf by CocoRosie

WerewolfIn a dream I was a werewolf My soul was filled with crystal light Lavender ribbons of rain sang Ridding my heart of mortal fight Broken sundown fatherless showdown Gun hip swollen lip bottle s...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

I've had one of those leave-me-the-FUjnubvuyuCK-alone kind of days

..> ..> HORMONES! Standarized STEPFORD. ...we are all alone... CrèMeAtoriUM dischord// Holy SHIT, No, my tits are not BIG enough. No, don't come cum for me; I am DIRTY! and I'm too girl...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:31:00 PST

swung

(inspired by an actual doll seen on Military Trail, Boca Raton) A plastic kid's bald doll has been abandoned At the side of the road The weeds embrace it's dirty cloth-made abdomen Thrown out of a car...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 05:45:00 PST

Plastic Sun by Sonic Youth

I just love this song so much! Plastic girl with plastic gunPlastic smile under plastic sunYou burn my heart with your frigid stareRip me off with your greasy hairI hate you and your fishy friendsI ha...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 05:36:00 PST

THE BEST THING EVER HAPPENED!!!!

Screw that last blog I did. cuz I not only got in to see be your own PET play in Miami at Studio A, I hung out with them and stuff!!!! :D I was like the nerdiest fan ever! I got all like starstruck, b...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:02:00 PST

THE WORST THING EVER HAS OCCURRED

BE YOUR OWN PET + Awesome Color + TBA Qty: 1 NOV 5 Studio A (Miami, FL) Doors at 8:00PM [Ages 18+ Only]   Above is the info on the website to purchase a ticket for be your own PET's ...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:41:00 PST

festicles

these are the bands i saw and shtuff over the summer! YEAH. Warped and Lolla were AWESUMMM! they made my life! :D and this does make me kool.dammit! *sunglassesrockness* WaRpEd!   Anti-Flag Armor...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 02:48:00 PST

erotic alphabet

(by catherine and presty) a is for anal b is for boobs (or bodes) hehe c is for candy d is for dyke e is for erotic e is for yes f is for fuck g is for GIGANTICCOCK! haha yes...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 08:51:00 PST

something else I wrote

Climb Climb inside I want you to be at the top   Hi. Hell. Yo-yo-yo's of your playdays, so yellow mellow And you said, "Hey," mountain dewed. When I said, "Hey, how are you?" You proclaimed, "I l...
Posted by a girl called sleaze on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 11:37:00 PST