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bob

Do you use your powers for good, or for awesome?

About Me

"Boys and girls, go back to your studies. Believe me, nothing in life is free!"

My Interests

photography, animal husbandry? developing new alcoholic beverages (but classy ones with non-suggestive names).

I'd like to meet:

your mom

Music:

mostly random, often involving hair products, synthesizers, or the occasional mr. microphone+toy piano combo. more seriously, shiny toy guns, the black crowes, legowelt, hyperbubble, ladytron, assemblage 23, emergence, vnv nation, most blues and jazz, live classical music, some southern rock, kill hannah, lords of acid, guns 'n' roses, janes addiction, goldfrapp (guilty pleasure), razed in black, p.d.q. bach, le tigre (indie bait), sevendust, morphine, random music your grandparents liked, mr. bungle, dvorak, beethoven, and in strict confidence. then there was the whole cibo mato/shonen knife thing, and a bunch of random local bands. static, breaking glass, whatever. please not country or crappy singers. the new R&B/pop type stuff also fails to impress. I like punk and rockabilly a whole heap but I don't really know many of the bands I like. really. just play something. i'm sure I'll like it unless it's one of the previously mentioned dislikes. probably still won't actually know who it is though. :(

Movies:

star wars gave way to a clockwork orange, schindler's list, full metal jacket, labyrinth. also blade 1/2/3, hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy, underworld, etc. fluff such as aeon flux and ultraviolet are welcome, as are 80's schwarzenegger movies like the running man and total recall. A SCANNER DARKLY.

Television:

max headroom.

Books:

anything by neal stephenson or william gibson or douglas adams. well, ok, dirk gently sorta sucked.

Heroes:

anyone who uses their powers for good or for awesome.

My Blog

sick of flyleaf

ok. we get it. she can sing. stop with the flyleaf. seriously. this generic background music channel at the bar is like their fan club president lately.
Posted by bob on Fri, 16 May 2008 09:49:00 PST

so like

this homework sucks.  and um.  there's no food at my house.  which is fine because i'm going out of town next week.  and i want sushi now.  and I need new shoes.  i'll pr...
Posted by bob on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 12:47:00 PST

Argh.

Not ARRG which would be fun, but argh. No bars are open. How am I supposed to get my social stimulus today?So lame.
Posted by bob on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 06:24:00 PST

FIRE! FIRE!

aww hellmy tuna steak caught on fireit was a minor fire, i was able to slice the burny part off and sear it a bit and it's fine now. but damn.fire.i haven't set the house on fire in at least four mon...
Posted by bob on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 04:51:00 PST

Shiny toy guns

Okay, people who hate new wave stuff like joy division, echo and the bunnymen, the cure, depeche mode etc. can tune out now. Those of you that are left should really go check out Shiny Toy Guns. I l...
Posted by bob on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 10:53:00 PST

cognitive dissonance

A new Shop n' Save opened out here in O'fallon, and I am confused.Background: Shop n' Save sucks. It's one of those cruddy old bag your own grocery chains with all the people who SWEAR IT'S SO MUCH ...
Posted by bob on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

dear fellow restroom users

1) the floor is not for storing your old newspapers after use.2) the floor is also not for peeing on.3) the floor is especially not for peeing on after covering with old newspapers.4) the floor is als...
Posted by bob on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 04:26:00 PST

this is unacceptable

my poor 06 Charger R/T is in the shop having $1500 of a new rear suspension bolted on and another $500 or so of repainting done. Damn drainage ditches. Damn damn damn. Next time I'm letting my drunk...
Posted by bob on Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:18:00 PST

Oops

I accidentally clicked on the link to invite someone to my blog. I feel really stupid now and I didn't know the best way to rectify the situation. Should I send an email, thus potentially looking li...
Posted by bob on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:14:00 PST