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About Me

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I am a kind and considerate person that gives everybody a chance...but with that chance comes a risk, treat others as THEY would like to be treated. I am real and down to earth. I can be over-protective, but in a reasonable manner, for those I am close to...LOYAL is the only word that comes to mind. I can be trusted as I trust those around me, but I am a strong believer in "what goes around, comes around!" Although fate and destiny are only fulfilled with our own learned lessons in life, I am not judgemental nor do I feel inferior to those that betray me. Everybody deserves a second chance, and I am here to support my friends, through the good times, and bad times.. Enough about me letting my guard down. I am a strong and independent individual with an open mind who sees the cup "half full". If you are ready for a REAL person, just get ready, because I will take you on the ride of your life!! I am just as cute as Ceaser, and why don't we just Stab the Mothaf.$ka? J/K...just the plastic in me (and not in the dirty way...that would be rubber!) LOL, did I say I had a great sense of humor? Or did I leave that out? Hellooooo, get real! hahahhahaa, good night, I think I either had too much to drink, or I was just raised RIGHT...

My Interests

Drugs, rock and roll...bad ass, TUCSON hoes...late night, booty calls...SHINEY DISCO BALLS!!

I'd like to meet:

Someone REAL, who can have a sense of humor while maintaining a balance with reality. An intelectual, that will stimulate my interest and always willing to learn and try new things. I like to be spontaneous, so surprise me every now and then... But to be honest, if you have a BIG heart, I will be more than ready to melt it with my...talents! =) Haha, I want a hard, tasty, piece of your pocket pleasure in my mouth....GUM!! HELLO! but if you thought of something else, go confess!! Get on your knees and PREY for forgiveness! LOL, okay, I am so tired and need to go to sleep/get another drink...whateva, you get the drift!fine print...you must be between the ages of 25-34 and look stellar on the red carpet, and have an account of no less than VIP treatment (even if that just means no waitin in line at Taco Bell) LOL...me likes the BIG BURRITOS! ha! =)okie dokie, have a good day...yall know I was just joshing with ya! you know, pulling the leg (hopefully the third one!)ciao

Movies:

Mean Girls, Brotha Bear, Sweetest Thing, A Walk to Remember, Cat Woman, Spiderman, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Donnie Darko, White Chicks, Pamela and Tommie Lee (he can show, but not grow), Dumb and Dumber, Scary Movie (all of em).

Books:

101 ways to....cook a chicken! or Tall Tales of Procrastination, written and practiced my hooka-friend, Camista! (love ya...mean it)okay, I also like the Green Eggs and Ham....very POLITICAL...but Trimspa BABY.....taught me well. Written by Ana Nichol Smith (crack-head)

Heroes:

Jenna Jameson....Ana Nichol, Christina Aguilera, Paris Hilton, and Last but not least....MY PIMP!