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Joe

I wake up in the morning and piss excellence.

About Me

About me... There is so much to say. Where to begin? I was born February 7, 1982, in Vancouver, WA. My father, Steven Taylor, was a mechanic and a handyman, and my mother, Jackie, stacked boards in a sawmill. My family moved to Greenville, Fla., when I was an infant. Although it was a poor existence, with my father "hardly ever around", I describe myself as a "happy kid". The tragedy and painful memories of the next several years however would change me forever. At just five years old I had to endure the trauma of witnessing the brutal death of my family when there was a terrible accident involving a rabid, hell bent guinea pig who escaped from the town petting zoo. Soon after the death of my family, I gradually began to lose my sight and by 7 years of age I was blind. Since this time, I relocated, back to Vancouver, WA. I looked for work vigorously. But, alas, no one wanted to hire "a cripple", as they put it. It was becoming increasingly difficult to find hope. I was depressed and often thought of suicide. That's when I found I was decending into a life of drugs and loose women. I was living out on the streets begging daily, stealing to survive, while always looking for my next fix. Just when I had hit rock bottom, I made a choice. I was going to prove my true potential. I took the path I knew I was destined for. Greatness. I transcended all boundaries and obstacles and became the man I am today. Some say "hero", I say American.

My Interests

Music, movies, guitar, seeing shows, friends, working out, playing hold 'em, reading, engaging in conversation on the topics of politics and religion at inappropriate times, kitten juggling...

I'd like to meet:

I would be interested in meeting anybody out there, as long as you consider yourself to not be a fake, reluctant, semi-conscious person like the majority of the population. If you find that this describes you, I would thoroughly enjoy making your acquaintance. Good Day.

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Music:

NOFX, Pennywise, Bad Religion, Reel Big Fish, Less Than Jake, Weezer, Zebrahead, Millencolin, Homegrown, Lit, MXPX, Foo Fighters, John Mayer, The Beatles, Goldfinger, Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Counting Crows, Oasis, Gin Blossoms, Matchbox 20, Guns N Roses, The Ataris, Aerosmith, Green Day, The Offspring, Jimmy Eat World, Johnny Cash, Sublime, Dave Mathews Band, George Strait, Trace Adkins, Dixie Chicks, The Used...

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Land of the Dead, The Godfather trilogy, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Billy Madison, A Nightmare On Elm St. series, Friday the 13th series, Donnie Darko, Lord of the Rings seires, Jaws, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Back To the Future series, Star Wars series, Tommy Boy, Goodfella's, Resident Evil, The Exorcist, House of 1000 Corpses, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas...

Television:

I haven't the time... but, Friends, Ray, The Sopranos, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Seinfeld, Court TV, Law & Order, Chappelle's Show, and The History Channel are good when I do...