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bozo

i read the guardian

About Me

My bones ache, and I live in a house full of girls. I like to write and I am keen on the blues and wearing old gentlemans' caps that I find in public places.

My Interests

Going out, reading, writing, playing guitar, piano & bass, writing songs, getting wrecked, walking, football, daydreaming, politics, French, kissing, literature, satire, being cynical yet friendly, Star Wars, sci-fi, colours, funk, irony

I'd like to meet:

People who don't watch too much television

Music:

some, but not all. grunge, indie, rock, funk, soul, metal, dance, blues, (some) jazz.

Movies:

Fight Club, 8MM, Shawshank Redemption, Sin City, The Shining, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, The Big Lebowski, American History X, Freddy Got Fingered, Il Postino, La Haine, Amelie, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Back To The Future

Television:

I don't have one. But I do like some comedy, like Alan Partridge, Ricky Gervais, Peep Show, Black Books, The Mighty Boosh (amazing), Yes Minister, Brass Eye. I love Match of the Day. I am a big fan of Radio 4 comedy, including such classics as 'Just A Minute', 'I'm sorry, I haven't a clue!', and the Now Show amongst others.

Books:

1984, Captain Corelli's Mandolin, Franny & Zooey, A Star Called Henry, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Outsider, Catcher In The Rye, Oryx and Crake, Hitchikers Guide To The Galaxy (all four of them), Veronika Decides To Die, Fight Club, Down and out in Paris and London, Catch 22, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Unbearable Lightness of Being, Brighton Rock, The Age of Reason, The Perks of Being A Wallflower, anything Kafka

Heroes:

George Orwell, Karl Marx, Jeff Buckley, Elliot Smith, Bill Hicks. They are all dead.

My Blog

Short Story .2

This one I wrote a while back, after my birthday party when I felt filthy and the house was in a similarly disgusting state. There seemed little sensible else to consider doing other than venting my ...
Posted by bozo on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 03:01:00 PST

Short Story

    This is the first draft. So it will need changes, alterations, redrafting and the like. He opens the door of the room and slowly paces along the bare floorboards, naked and strippe...
Posted by bozo on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:45:00 PST

elliot smith

fuck me he is amazing. hopefully when i have more free time, i shall be able to finish my numerous short stories. when i do, i will post them here and hope for critical feedback.  ...
Posted by bozo on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:11:00 PST

Discussion with my father in the pub...

    A pint of real ale, the cramped yet comfortable surroundings of a local tavern and the conversation of a man who I respect massively about the Irish problem and whether the green is...
Posted by bozo on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 03:36:00 PST

Summary of the last few years

Generally, no regrets. Got wrecked a lot, quite a lot in fact. In fact more than I would have ever imagined. Read a lot of books. Thought. Way too much. Comically. With predictably neurotic results. L...
Posted by bozo on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 04:02:00 PST

Folie a deux...

There are so many things which are irritating, in fact, I think that is far too a trivial word to convey the dismay and consternation I feel, me at the moment. I will enunciate a few for your benefit....
Posted by bozo on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 05:43:00 PST

Hedonism

Has officially become tedious. I will not waste any unnessary time pontificating over the dolorous decline of excessive decadence into a dreary dullness other than pointing out that we are humans, wit...
Posted by bozo on Mon, 05 Jun 2006 03:53:00 PST

To Do List

- Retrieve new Irish Passport from Mum - Get charity membership card too - Bank - Revision - See Audrey before she leaves - Motivation - (Re)learn Spanish - Try something new, like drawing - Exercise ...
Posted by bozo on Tue, 23 May 2006 05:47:00 PST

Fuck it

Impending doom of examinations. Revision absolutely necessary but impossible to muster any motivation or drive. Fuck it, I'm just gonna chill out and listen to some peaceful songs about taking smack o...
Posted by bozo on Tue, 09 May 2006 03:01:00 PST

Woke Up Screaming

He woke up screaming Dreaming that his blood turned blue And he voted Conservative   What could be more frightening? For a boy whose every thought Comes from the Guardian   What ever happene...
Posted by bozo on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 02:00:00 PST