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Nolan

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm a 14 year old COCKasian male living with my grandparents and heterosexual life mate in Albuquerque, New Mexico. My father is in jail and my mother is a lazy, middle class, intellectual who has currently become baffled and mistified by the pleasures and pains of the illegal drug "Meth". I grew up in Philly and moved to South Carolina to participate in the slave trade business. Once it was banned, i moved west to see what other hopes and dreams i could accomplish. Though i have lived a short life, i have done and seen many things.I'm sailing away, set an open course for the virgin sea I've got to be free free to face the life that's ahead of me On board I'm the captain, so climb aboard We'll search for tomorrow on every shore And I'll try, oh Lord, I'll try to carry onI live my life by these inspiering words.

My Interests

1st and foremost, following the 10 Commandments. Afterall, if man had nothing to follow, what would he follow? He would probably end up some middle class banker living with a wife and three children he could not stand. He might end up killing the children and appearing on America's Most Wanted where that fucking queer Joyhn Walsh could bang a fucking criminal's good intent and skill, of course he never mentions the persision planning and brilliant execution that, went into the crime. Fuck it, i know if i was some nigga living in Compton gettin food stamps and leechin off my mama's 100 dollars a month, i wouyld hit up every bank i could. And remember, Skatas aint Playas!

I'd like to meet:

A nice native american woman who will tend to my every woman fancy and mop my fucking floors. Now the 10 commandments of man: 1. Thou shall not fish in another man's pond. 2. If thou sees me walking in the street with another woman, thou shall not yell and embaress me, but wait intellegently so we can duke it out later! 3. Thou shall not lick what wrongfully smells like fish. 4. Fuck free market, Hash is illegal. 4up. This law in no way implies that one should follow societys laws, simply ours. 5. Thou shalt hunt deer and never fear. 6. Thou shalt not fear the BFG (Big Fucking Gun). 7. Thou shall fear no beer. 7up. Thou shalt never drink and drive. 7down. Never mix herbs and brew. 8. Thou shalt spread one seed like lice. 9. Thou shalt not covent thy neighbor's pussy, instead, thou shalt kill the neighbor and steal his pussy. *Nota Bene* - If the "other man" is dead, his pond is up for grabs, finders keepers virgins weepers! 10. Thou shalt not throw a man out of his cave. 11. Thou shalt not break thine rules of numbers. 11 can not fit into 10! If it was 10 then 11, it would be overflowing!

Music:

Ummmhmmm, this is a tough one. Is that a trick question? I would have to say a mixture between classical hip-hop, 3rd reich marching songs and irish drinking tunes. Can you say Moby?

Movies:

Ass Angels 1, and 2.

Television:

I would dare call myself a "green-freak" or a vegan but i like to be called and "aware and apathetic carnivore", so i watch the Animal Planet.

Books:

I surround myself in works of existentialist philosophy and religious dogma. I also enjoy the fabulous Dr. Seuss and Karma Sutra "How To Guides".

Heroes:

Alfred Packer, Dr. Seuss, Herman Goering, Striker, The Terminator and current Gov. of California (Isn't that fucked? Ronald Reagan wannabe!), Liza Minelli, Hough Hefner, Benedict Arnold, Momma Cass (Mommas and the Poppas BEOTTCH), IV Lenin and the Bolsevicks, Gaul and his Rebels, Comandante Marcos and the rest of the Zapatistas!, Ann Petry, Tonto (Victory In Little Bighorn Motherfucks!), Don Juan De Onate who cut the feet of the 800 men of Acama Pueblo in NM and sent the women to be slaves in the Spanish missions, Cabeza De Vaca (Head Of The Cow).

My Blog

Today

Fuck Hollywood, fuck 'em today, Fuck the million dollar movies with nothing to say Fuck the Sixties, fuck Oliver Stone, Fuck Rambo and Sylvester Stallone Fuck Jane Fonda and Shirley MacLaine, Wishd ...
Posted by Nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Private Memo

Dear Thaddus, Fetch the kitchen maids, for tonight we bed them.
Posted by Nolan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST