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Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock

The Tick caters to no man!

About Me

Hunger Pangs and Dreams of Piracy.
The Euphoric sensation of losing touch with reality.
Earth.

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You Are a "Don't Tread On Me" Libertarian
You distrust the government, are fiercely independent, and don't belong in either party.
Religion and politics should never mix, in your opinion... and you feel opressed by both.
You don't want the government to cramp your self made style. Or anyone else's for that matter.
You're proud to say that you're pro-choice on absolutely everything! What's Your Political Persuasion?

My Interests



Pastafarianism, Environmentalism, Cheesy/Badly Translated Foreign Films, Anime, DDR, WoW, SWG, CS (on infrequent occassions), Guild Wars, Cappuccinos, the number 4, Otherkin, Religion/phylosophy, RenFaires, Bellydancing, Toilegami, anything of Celtic or Asian origin, attempts at poetry and free verse, mochi balls, stretching, family, friends, being alive, traveling, overcoming obstacles, massage therapy, reiki etc etc, big words with small meanings, beautiful things/people/moments, Ham. G'yarrrrrr...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who's got their sea legs about them.

Michelle's Lyrics of the Week!
Boten Anna

I know a bot,
her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot

I know a bot,
her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot

That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no Take-over that succeeds
Remember that it’s I who know this Bot

The bot that no one else can beat
And she kicks even if she shouldn’t
She gets rid of everyone that “spams”
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot

(Ready for take off)

(Are you ready?)

I know a bot,
her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a bot
And then came the day I didn’t think was real
The channel was out of control
I never thought I would be so wrong
But Anna wrote and said
“I’m not a Bot,
I’m a really beautiful girl”
Which is, unluckely, now very strange to me
But nothing needs to be explained
Because for me you will always be a Bot

Her name is Anna, Anna is her name
And she can ban, ban you so hard
She cleans up in our channel
I wanna tell you, that I know a Bot

That always watches everyone here
And makes us out of trouble
There is no Take-over that succeeds
Remember that it’s I who know this Bot
The Bot that no one else can beat
And she kicks even if she shouldn’t
She gets rid of everyone that “spams”
Yes, nothing can beat our Bot

(Ready for take off)

(Are you ready?)


Music:

Dir en grey, X-Japan, Phantasmagoria, Higuchi Makiko, Gazette, Gackt, Malice Mizer, Flogging Molly, Loreena Mckennitt, Glassjaw, BoA, MSI, RATM, Dispatch, Nickel Creek, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Muse, Regina Spektor, Dresden Dolls, Voltaire, Glassjaw, The Cure; most Indutrial, techno, electronica, and celtic music; along with anything else that pushes the boundaries of acceptable.

Movies:

Amelie, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance, V for Vendetta, Children of Men, Suicide Club, A Clockwork Orange, Braveheart, Schindler's List, Last of the Mohicans, Ghost in the Shell, Mononoke Hime, Apocolypto, Akira, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari

Television:

Fruits Basket, Azumanga Daio, The Tick, His and Her Circumstances, Chobits, Boogiepop Phantom, Earth Girl Arjuna, Monty Python (the show as well as the movies) anything that doesn't involve having cable (which I don't have)- But, back in the grand ol' days, I rather liked most things on the Discovery Channel, History Channel, BBC (So Graham Norton rox), and the AZN Network

Books:

Also Fruits Basket and Chobits (if you count manga as books .), Anything by Amy Tan, Neil Gaiman

Heroes:

Jason Thatcher Bonabee and His Blood Parrot of Doom! and also Captain Icecream Scoop; The little people that make all the pictures in your tv screen; Sancho

My Blog

Dir en grey at The Fillmore

I never really got around to this before but... I went to see Dir en grey on Sunday... It was... one of the most fucking amazing moments of my life. I couldn't begin to explain how amazing they were.....
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:18:00 PST

Confounded? Indeed.

Here, in my swollen ineptitude,long months gone-to your provocation.Besieged, bewildered, and bespoken.I am inebriatedWaiting for my dismissal-Or demise.Swift-As should be in this compromiseIn my absu...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST

5:28 AM

I woke up this morning, The effects of too much playing stallion All too apparent in my head. Tamed now. The saddle hangs heavily, from my over exhausted back- Where I feel it slide with each sway of ...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 11:12:00 PST

;)

Found it on a scrap of paper. I must have written it on one of my breaks. ------ My Thoughts: Intertwining moments Breaths, sighs, overlapping- coalescing; Transcending these words, endless proverbs a...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 12:29:00 PST

Fuck.

What's my problem?
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 09:28:00 PST

Drum!

Oh my. I played my drum today. Yes, it sucked, but boy did I get tingles ^_^
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 09:35:00 PST

Double Shot - Dry

Your simple complexity Warm, bittersweet Yet velvet soft to my touch (edited) It cushions my lips- Fills the curves of my tongue No ripples, no movement Close your eyes and breathe All thoughts can...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Untethered and Uncertain

I feel like my sense of self is crumbling and my anchor getting a little less noticeable to my eyes. Not quite sure who I am at this point. Not quite sure who I want to be or if I want to be anything....
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:20:00 PST

Sylvia Plath is my Hero

Holy Hell. May Sylvia Plath be worshipped as the God she is... was... whatever. BURNING THE LETTERSI made a fire; being tiredOf the white fists of oldLetters and their death rattleWhen I came too ...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 07:11:00 PST

I'm a Real Boy!

Soooooo... Good afternoon. Raise your hand if you're reading this. Thanks. Yeah, I know, no one raised their hand. It's all cool. Goodneese, I don't post do I? Or call back. Or... breathe. Keep forget...
Posted by Sneaky Klutz, Behind teh Counter and off teh Clock on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 06:35:00 PST