mark james

Cardiff boy all the way but living in Hull. Collect and deal in vintage bmxycles, I must have the biggest collection in my street by now, still buy sneakers like a millipede on a health kick and finally learning about recording and producing. Live in a Victorian caravanette I'm renovating ever so slowly...the bmx museum will be complete by July '07..... Own a monkey called Keith (I say own, Keith's his own man), he's the European hula-hoop champion and boy does he love Pot Noodles, his Bad Girls dvd's and got a collection of short- shorts to die for. Been playing 45's at the discotheques for 23 years now (youth club counts too....) and still get excited by it, Disco Stu was probably the peak of all that....(10 years ago this year). All the funny memories like strapping matthew into a bondage outfit backstage and apologising on monday for his winky poking out, big jon the pig farmer getting paid to get drunk on scrumpy and judge a boobs contest ( I think Natalie won)....and god bless Polaris. The only DJ I know that's nuclear powered. And he told me about girls having 7 special places. He still reckons Neath's one of them...... Don't party as hard anymore, got a mortgage, an aching liver and someone to watch over me so the baton has been handed on to a few others to take my place as Pritchard's drinking stooge. And the cheeky twat used to blame me....