I'd like to meet:
Chuck Norris
Music:
The Beatles, Fink Floyd, David Bowie, The Rolling Stones, Grateful Dead, AND MORE! Rock died back in the 90's, so i've been gettin into indie stuff like modest mouse, Hot Hot Heat, and Franz Ferdinand, i loves outkast, E40 and anyone affiliated is great, The new gnarls barkley was pretty good, SHPONGLE kicks ass, as for rock - in flames, nin, perfect cirlce, tool, red hot chili peppers, incubus, Stabbing westward, an thats all i can think of for the very moment.
Movies:
Fear and loathing in las vegas, Kung Pow, Putie Tang, Natural Born Killers, Monty Python's Holy Grail and Life of Brian, Pi, Spun, A Clockwork Orange, Blaizing Sadles, Space Balls, History of the World, etc etc.
Television:
King of the HIll, Simpsons, Scrubs, Arrested Development, other things