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Christraint

Imagination is the one weapon in the war against reality

About Me

Chicks dig me...cuz i rarely wear underwear. and when i do, it's usually something unusual. i'm a Scorpio, which means absolutely nothing, unless you're a Pisces...in which case it still means nothing. i have unusually long bowel movements. i wish that was a joke, but they are actually quite painful. i like to drink til i puke. i play Monopoly against myself....and still always lose. i love it when the good guy dies in a movie. i'm right handed, but touch myself with my left. when i take the last coke out of the box in the fridge, i leave the box. i hate trees. sweet potatoes make me gag.In all seriousness, i'm super serial. i'm a dork that just loves hangin out with friends and rockin out with my music. I'm involved with 3 music projects, all of which are my top 3 friends, so please go check them out. I am the lead singer/song writer in the group "Restraint", i have a solo project called "Pain So Pure", and i play bass guitar in a group called "Fracture". i'm proud of all 3 groups, and hope to rock your face off with all of them at some point in time.oh yeah, and my penis is 12 inches.........AROUND

My Interests

Music first and foremost, it's my love. but i love getting together with friends and playing video games, drinking, and whatever. big fan of playing sports, pretty good at football, basketball, tennis and softball.

I'd like to meet:

Dane Cook. i just have the feeling that we would get along great. also Pamela Anderson, just cuz i'm really curious to know if the rumor is true about being able to get Hepatitis just from a handshake. probably George Carlin as well. if anyone argues that he is not a genius, just end yourself now.

Music:

Restraint - "Worth the Risk"

Restraint - "Coming Undone"

Restraint - "Into the Fire"

aside from my band, which i showed above, i dig Chevelle, Slipknot, Audiovent, Injected, ill Nino, Silent Civilian, Kittie, Flaw, Taproot, Pulse Ultra, One Side Zero, Lo-Pro, Creed, Finger Eleven, Hoobastank, Spineshank, Systematic, Staind, Limp Bizkit, Killswitch Engage, Incubus and so on and so on.

Movies:

The Big Lebowski, The Crow, Boondock Saints, Superbad, Knocked Up, Reno 911, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, Running Scared, The Departed, CRANK, Let's Go to Prison, Waiting, Bachelor Party, Good Luck Chuck, Jackass 1 and 2, Employee of the Month, Major League, Predator, Spaceballs, Rapid Fire, The Matrix(all of em), Dude where's my car, Zoolander, Pootie Tang, all the Aliens, all the Lethal Weapons, Old School, The Rundown, Walking Tall, The Rock, ANYTHING the South Park guys do..Napolean Dynamite, 40 Year Old Virgin, Wedding Crashers, Silent Hill, Grandma's Boy, all 3 Saws. shit like that.. and.....hell i dont know.....alot of stuff as long as it's not a chick flick

Television:

The Office, South Park, Family Guy, The Riches, MxC, Law & Order, Psych, Monk, and Reno 911

Books:

any book by George Carlin is a good read, and surprisingly, books by professional wrestlers can be quite good

Heroes:

My Father, fuck cancer

My Blog

Judith

(by A Perfect Circle)You're such an inspiration for the waysThat I'll never ever choose to beOh so many ways for me to show youHow the savior has abandoned youF*ck your GodYour Lord and your ChristHe ...
Posted by Christraint on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:38:00 PST

Breathe

(Taproot) Jealousy is raining down on me right now As the fear of losing you is setting in But ill continue to do my best Although its scary Wondering if this will be the very first time to lose And n...
Posted by Christraint on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 06:20:00 PST

Get to know me, the REAL me

1. Fav chips> ooooh that's a toss up between Jalapeno Crunchers and Pringles 2. Favorite sexual position> i'd have to say, in the bathroom, the girl hanging upside down from the shower curtain rod, a...
Posted by Christraint on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 02:18:00 PST

Tasha

this is a story about a dog that as a child, was my best friend. i did not have the luxury of any brothers or sisters. all i had was this dog. a dog that my dad and i went and hand-picked. we got to t...
Posted by Christraint on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 01:07:00 PST

That’s right, it’s the second edition....

You know what really grinds my gears????? when people complain or criticize my gear grinding. before i begin my new rant, i have to take a second to address some complaints of my last one. apparently...
Posted by Christraint on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 10:52:00 PST

The Eyes of the Betrayer

you’re just a little man in a shell of yourself you’re ego bruised the source of your health you just dont understand the lies that you tell fuel the flames for your own hell so you point...
Posted by Christraint on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 01:12:00 PST

You know what really grinds my gears???

people that drive in the far left lane on the highway....the fast lane....and go 15-20 miles under the speed limit. and becuz they are driving so slow, you’re stuck behind them, and everyone els...
Posted by Christraint on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:56:00 PST

She

she looks at me with eyes so pure a look of lust with a hint of allure infected by her enticing stares blown away by how much she cares her smile unique, the essence of beauty her laugh so sweet, th...
Posted by Christraint on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

Loyalty - a double edged sword

you can only bend so long before you break. you can only be given so many empty promises before you snap. and you can only have the rug pulled out from under you so many times before you stand back up...
Posted by Christraint on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 09:38:00 PST

bleeds deceit

what good is breathing when life is deceiving why find a reason when change is the season hold your head high while screaming out why try not to cry though tears heal the life under and over the pain...
Posted by Christraint on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:25:00 PST