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Keitii

Errr

About Me

I am a very swell, complicated, clever as clever,kind of a villan, type of a girl. You fucking figure it out. Oh yeah and I'm in love with a world wonder of a man.

My Interests

smoking crack, eating rock, snorting pills, slurping booze, chewing on my tongue, and fucking your dad. French kisses in the rain. Walmart is pretty amazing too.My Future:

I'd like to meet:

The following people I would like to meet only because I feel that they owe me some answers: 1. People who eat Del Taco hamburgers and wash it down with Tetly Tea 2. A clown on his day off 3. People with balloon fetishes 4. The person who stole my camera 5. Fiends of dope island, bitches.My box ;-)

Music:

me

Movies:

Frankenweenie,

My Blog

So-cal...so-what?

Reasons I am not missing OC 1. The point system the girls judge each other by.  You can deny it, ladies, but you know it's true.  Cool points are rated on:  a. your hair b. your makeup...
Posted by Keitii on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 05:59:00 PST

anyway

I am sorry about the one size fits all blog; but my negligence in corresponding with all of you finally got so oppressive that I had to take immediate steps.  These immediate steps have taken me ...
Posted by Keitii on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 07:35:00 PST

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My True ColorsRandom Questions 2 Reveal Your True Colors -- Be Honest!!.:Personal:.What is your REAL name?:Kathleen Stella Murdock What is your REAL age?:24 Any kids?:Hell No Live alone?:Nope, with my...
Posted by Keitii on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 04:34:00 PST

I'm a dog now baby, a dog, dog, dog

Dog Overview Time to kick back and enjoy life with the Pig. This has the potential to be a very favorable year in many areas. The Dog is generally though of as the protector, but this year the tables ...
Posted by Keitii on Thu, 10 May 2007 02:52:00 PST

Brain food

Fuck You Bitch!
Posted by Keitii on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 02:27:00 PST

What an ugly day for a bitch

I knew it was on the verge of happening before the incidenct even occured.  Days before I had dreams of Orka Whales.  They swam along side me while I walked the rugged shore.  Every onc...
Posted by Keitii on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

Fucking PERIOD

I love my greasy boyfriend. Riding high on his little "motorcycle" on the land of love. Face rug and all with a cigarette hanging out of the side of his perfect mouth while he whispers everything abou...
Posted by Keitii on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:55:00 PST

LINES (don't snort these)

Is you or is you aint about yourself and over everyone else?  You consider you the big Casaba? Kiss me, or kiss me not, it makes no difference. Confidence struck. Will you get me?  I wo...
Posted by Keitii on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 10:06:00 PST

Suitcase Blues

So now I have to pack my forest and my baggages. So now I have to pack my eagles and my teardust and the way you talked to overflow. And the way you were so fast to change into your many shades of sor...
Posted by Keitii on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 10:11:00 PST

Bells

We're going to get married. We're going to live happily. We're going to start a family. No use in trying to talk me out of it. This man loves me and I love him back. Goin' to the chapel and we're gunn...
Posted by Keitii on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:49:00 PST